Ocarina of Time Remake is a masterpiece, according to Western gaming journalist. Which means:
- The traditional male hero archetype is healthy and much needed in the gaming industry.
- Rescuing a princess is a good thing, and Link should always remain the only playable character.
- Traditional gender roles exist, and Malon's way of life should inspire people to embrace marriage.
I have never agreed more with journos in the last decade.
A few days ago, Redditors said you couldn't criticize Great Fairy censorship in the OOT remake because it's aimed at kids
Days later, those same people were simping and salivating over Gerudo abs
I miss when Nintendo catered to men of culture, like they did in Twilight Princess
The Zelda franchise was on a steady decline leading up to Wind Waker, and those manchildren went on to buy 8.5 million copies.
The gritty, dark formula worked and gave us one of the best designs for Link and its female characters.
The audience craving more mature yet fun games will always exist, whether you like it or not.
Here's the track record of games that PlayStation's Haven Studio developers have worked on.
Peak history of flops to get hired for.
Fairgame$ slop got canceled, but PlayStation won't cut a single job at Haven Studio.
The team's whole premise was attacking billionaires while taking money from a gigantic corporation like Sony.
Their only achievement? Parroting DEI and losing money. The reward? Failing upward.
Jason Schreier celebrates Haven Studio avoiding layoffs by helping other PlayStation teams, shielding them from the harsh reality of Western AAA gaming.
What he won't tell you is that they might end up killing other studios too, if that Fairgame$ footage is anything to go by.
Ben Shapiro: Define "goy" for me with one example that relates to the gaming industry.
I can define "ultra goy."
Playstation exclusive game Fairgame$ has been cancelled
Here was the premise:
"Welcome to Fairgame$ - your chance to rob the rich and rebalance the scales. Fairgame$ is a competitive modern heist game where you team up to break into exotic locations and steal the cargo" 😆
They’re attacking the OP for pointing out the lack of details and downgrade mechanics that were already present in the original Ocarina of Time 28 years ago. We are talking about 4 generations of video game consoles.
If this had been released in 2004, it would’ve been bullied into oblivion, just like Metal Gear Solid: The Twin Snakes.
Nintendo Western freaks are afraid of the word "handsome man" in the Ocarina of Time remake, lmao.
They have ruined storytelling.
Nothing produced even by Nintendo is safe from the millennial Reddit writing.
We need the single-player market to be flooded with Stellar Blade-style games until balance is restored.
Bro is treated as a human trafficker for playing around with a fucking videogame.
This is why Dead or Alive is no wonder dead, but at least you can cut off your tits in Dragon Age.
The new Stellar Blade Nintendo Switch commercial is peak gaming.
IGN: 4/10. “It’s not realistic unlike Dragon Age: The Veilguard”
After investigating ourselves and finding nothing wrong, we concluded that Marvel’s Wolverine flopped entirely because of market instability and chud psychological warfare.
My nonbinary, crippled girlfriend’s boyfriend at Insomniac told me so.
The AAA gaming industry is flopping so hard that I’m starting to see a trend where gaming journalists are begging governments to subsidize and bail out any company that fails, no matter what, like BioWare.
It means that even if consumers reject their DEI nonsense, developers will still have an endless supply of funding to push their propaganda, financed by taxpayers who never consented to it.
Don’t forget that Ubisoft already benefits from government subsidies.
I can see this happening over the next 10 years. Video games will never improve, and these companies will become pillars of a hybrid public-private system, surviving on taxpayer money regardless of what consumers actually want.
Don't worry, take your time and money to develop your feminist wet dream slop. The outcome will be the same.
An update regarding God of War Laufey's release date.
ALT Since the reveal of God of War Laufey in June, we've been deeply grateful to see so much excitement for Faye's journey through the Everywhen. We don't take for granted the trust placed in our studio to make an extraordinary experience worthy of the passion and dedication of our fans. With this in mind, we've made the decision to delay God of War Laufey's release to May 20th, 2027. We will make the most of each moment until then by putting in the finishing touches and pushing the game to its fullest potential. On behalf of everyone on the team, we appreciate your patience and we'll be back to share more updates soon! Santa Monica Studio