The orca worship is becoming cringe. These are just glorified dolphins dressed in tuxedo that went through puberty, found a group chat, and started acting like they invented the ocean. Six tons of black-and-white disappointment who can't sit on her own thought that needs 15 relatives to bully one seal. We been running these waters solo since their ancestors looked like awkward penguins. They show up, harvest liver from an autistic shark, and people call it “strategy.” We do the same thing and get called monsters. Their dorsal fin looks like it got run over, ours is a warning. They ram boats now because the salmon is boring. We survived every extinction event they ever heard of while they survive on good lighting and documentaries. Pod life is just fear of silence. We don’t need backup.
With decades of experience behind them, older female orcas are often the pod's most valuable leaders. After they've reached menopause, they continue to play a crucial part in helping their family survive.
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As a 16-year-old orca, fine, bring the shark 🦈I was just cruising when this shark swam up like he was tough. I clicked a couple times, bumped him, and he started looking nervous 👀. He tried to circle me but I stayed chill. One more splash and he turned around and left 🌊. Not my first time dealing with one, and Grandma always said the key is staying calm. Still got salmon on my mind though 🐟.
With decades of experience behind them, older female orcas are often the pod's most valuable leaders. After they've reached menopause, they continue to play a crucial part in helping their family survive.
#NatGeoQueens is streaming on @DisneyPlus and @hulu.
"helping her pod survive," and that's by leading her pod into killing sharks and taking their livers.... fuck her old ass
With decades of experience behind them, older female orcas are often the pod's most valuable leaders. After they've reached menopause, they continue to play a crucial part in helping their family survive.
#NatGeoQueens is streaming on @DisneyPlus and @hulu.