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if every instinct you have is wrong, then the opposite would have to be right.

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TONIGHT! Watch our livestream with @itsvegasmatt in the FanDuel Casino app 📲
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😂 @DMRussini has seen a bunch of your memes… and she's got THOUGHTS! She actually wishes she had the nose from her AI-generated version! 📺 Watch the full show: bit.ly/RussiniReportX 🎷 And that Tiny Desk meme? Apparently, Dianna played the saxophone!
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😂 @DMRussini has seen a bunch of your memes… and she's got THOUGHTS! She actually wishes she had the nose from her AI-generated version! 📺 Watch the full show: bit.ly/RussiniReportX 🎷 And that Tiny Desk meme? Apparently, Dianna played the saxophone!
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Super Sky Point to Bob Boone, one of the finest backstops of my youth. His durability was the stuff of legend, as he became the first big league catcher to reach 2000 games behind the plate in 1988. Nearly four decades later, his 2225 games caught still ranks 3rd all time. He was a 4x All-Star, a world champion with the ‘80 Phillies, and the bridge of MLB’s first three-generation family. Both his father, Ray, and his sons, Bret and Aaron, were All-Stars as well. I’m blessed to know his boys just a little bit and they’re good men. St. Peter, I promise you Bob’s gonna be in your lineup about 140 games a year and he’ll take good care of your pitching staff too. #RIP
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That’s quite the A list lineup for the premiere 😂😂😂
What the hell is Dianna Russini going to talk to Spike Eskin about? Tips of the trade to make everyone hate your guts?
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Dianna Russini playing the victim with People Magazine was so shameful, but right in line with insider culture in the NFL in which saying something makes it true. Dianna Russini is NOT a victim. She had an affair and for her to act like the victim is insulting to everyone.
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Current Status of NFL Trade Deadline…
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Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to engage in extramarital affairs and have a disastrous fall from grace only to come back with a vengeance reporting for a gambling site, so yeah she’s a big inspiration to me
This Dianna Russini quote is like shitting your pants and bragging about how good you’ve gotten at doing laundry
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This Dianna Russini quote is like shitting your pants and bragging about how good you’ve gotten at doing laundry
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RIP TO CLOSE FRIEND BOB BOONE PRAYERS TO SUE AND FAMILY MY ROOMMATE HAS PASSED ON GOD BLESS
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Health Update/ I have now gone through 6 Chemotherapy Treatments since my Reoccurrence was discovered in late July. I was moved to Stage 4 with metastatic spread to my Lungs, Liver and Peritoneum. The goal is systemic treatment was to first and foremost stop the spread as it very quickly became a wild fire. I had new scans of my chest and abdomen last Wednesday. Today I met with Dr Altman for the results. My CEA levels have consistently been dropping since treatment started in August and overall is down 92.1%. The recent scans also matched what the CEA levels have indicated. In other words: the treatment is having the impact we had hoped for. I have had no new cancer spread, in fact thinking nodules have decreased in size, liver lesions/tumors have also decreased in size along with the peritoneum. All very good news that this treatment is performing effectively. I will pick back up with every other week chemo treatments next week and have fresh scans in 3 months and evaluate what’s next. Basically I will have to be on some form of treatment for life, which I have accepted. We take the win today while knowing this fight is not over and likely won’t ever be over for me. I am thankful for the army of support from so many dear friends and people I have never met personally. Strength in numbers is real and it has meant the world to me and my Family. Love to you all and #PuckCancer
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The Eagles would have been STUPID to turn that shit down. IDC how much you like Jordan.
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You had an affair with a coach who was your main source, you also voted for that coach and his player for awards, you tried to FT a coach to get out of a ticket. You are a cringey weirdo whose coverage was bad at best.
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Happy 59th birthday to Courtney Thorne-Smith! Few talk-show appearances have aged as hilariously as her legendary exchange with Norm Macdonald about CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD. 😂🎂
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Apparently there’s a lady named Dana White who is an DoD public affairs assistant and I guarantee you someone recommended her to Trump and he thought they meant UFC Dana White and nobody is allowed to correct him lol
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Well, it has been 6 years. I genuinely thought this account would only last a week. A huge thank you to ALL followers for staying & enjoying the fun. And of course to Rudy for being a moron. And thanks to all those Republicans who lost their seats but celebrated with us!
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Never leaving this site
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RT @WALLACHLEGAL: Costa Rica-based BetUS has faced cease-and-desist action in at least 10 states: AZ, FL, IL, LA, MD, MI, MN, MS, RI and TN…
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