Peyton Sleigh

He bought him a meal and thought he could talk to him any kind of way 🧐

I think Vivek should have just worked harder, not been so lazy, and probably should have been campaigning ten hours a day for six days a week. Maybe he would have won then 🤷🏻‍♂️

Students at Cornell put up these signs around campus... from @ buffalopotholebandit on Threads

"I've been really getting into the Chiss school of political theory, Babe. One scholar is all about becoming obsessed with your enemy's art, so you can better understand them. Apparently my enemies are super ugly and gay."

I’m going to a beautiful beautiful woman’s house and I’ll be staying the night so I really won’t be active today

My wife’ll show you the candy station on your way up the driveway and you can have all the snickers you want. But you have to say trick or treat. You see, Jarquavious, I can deal with the pillow case candy buckets and the faint odor of weed and the Bluetooth speaker playing in your mom’s Kia Sportage. I don't want money and I don't want medals. What I do want is for you to stand there in that faggoty Black Panther costume and with your public school mouth extend me some fucking courtesy! You gotta say trick or treat.

I Need to Try this someday

“Look Anakin, stop asking Yoda why wampas on Hoth have epicanthic folds and high visuospatial intelligence, and why Mustafarians have low impulse control. That kind of question is forbidden by the Jedi code.”

It is very annoying how many people wear watches with black tie now (and how many wear black tie before evening) A tuxedo is essentially a tailcoat with the tails cut off. It is semi-formal evening wear, which precludes wearing a watch or wearing it during the daytime Do not wear a watch to a black tie event (nor should you wear an actual black tie; people do that now and it looks absurd. Wear a black bow tie like everyone else)

Evening formal wear, and it's always been the case. A (pocket) watch was worn with morning dress, but not with tails. The reason is that an evening formal (or semi-formal) event is one where he who is attending is supposed to be leisured and enjoying the moment, rather than worried about the time, and so to wear a watch is a no-no because it is a sign of vanity (because he shouldn't care what time it is and just wants to display it) or of not getting the little rules and their traditions. Much of the cultural knowledge of this died out over the 60s to 80s as the last generation of influential WASPs faded away, but you'll still notice it if you pay attention to non-athlete/noveau financier/entertainers who are attending black-tie events

Passing out at 8pm after putting my precious children to bed. I wake up in the middle of the night with guilt for all my blessings, self hatred for all my sins, and obsessive thought which has plagued me since childhood, but finally I find forgiveness for myself and the world. All will be saved. Now wide awake, I roll over and check x, the everything app, it opens on my fyp, and the first video is an insanely fat woman eating ribs and slapping her belly. The next video is a guy washing poop out of his own ass with his pee. The third is of a live streamer laying on his couch soaked in gasoline playing with a lighter until he self immolates and the whole chat goes “bro hell no!! 😭 why bro doing that!!” Finally, I feel myself drifting back to sleep… I am relaxed… I do not fear what waits for me in dreams…. For all hell’s creatures have been captured in the device in my pocket… God be with you

Remember when DC made Amanda Waller really skinny in the 2011 reboot so they could surf Dracula her getting fat

the therapist and the stripper care about u the same amount