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You have a retirement plan but I have a whole escape plan

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Joined February 2025
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I think I should get a Porsche 911 actually
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این مرد به معنای واقعی هیچ «تایپی» نداره.
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Good Fellas
Be honest, which one is more overrated: Breaking Bad or Prison Break? 😭”
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This show was an absolute gem 😂😂
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Couponing, but make it a multi-million dollar federal crime💸 Movie title- Queenpins🎬
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Lions paw in a mayo jar 😂
What a show TacomaFD is😀👏
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"your aim is shit.. it makes sense though, you can't put the porn down long enough to get the hang of call of duty" ☠️ carr getting shot and immediately choosing to run her mouth again, she really can't help herself lmaoo #AllsFair
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Sometimes it’s nice just knowing you can sell if you have to
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this a terrible time to meet me in life i do not give a fck anymore
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$NVDA Jensen is tweaking out 😭🤣
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I blocked the dancing weatherman on Instagram 100 times and somehow the algorithm pushes it to my feed, having decided I’m supposed to propel and exalt this horrendous movement he calls dancing
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Jensen Huang the day after his divorce in finalized.
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iggy azalea cooked him 😭
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After having to work with certain people I completely welcome replacing them with AI
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Elizabeth Olsen has officially returned as Wanda Maximoff in the MCU: “Scarlet Witch awaken, your power will be mine.” #AvengersDoomsday
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Oh no
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Making money is a multiplayer game bro Rich families figured that shit out generations ago And you're still trying to beat the whole game solo Of course you're gonna have much harder time
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Blondes in barn jackets 👌🏻
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I don’t discriminate between 20-40 as long as the pussy wet
Men over 30 going after women aged 20-23, what happened to women your own age?
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老黄在最后一分钟被川普在阿拉斯加加入空军一号去中国访问。现在全解释的通啦。
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coworker was bragging how much water he drank and someone goes "this dude's a data center"
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