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You have a retirement plan but I have a whole escape plan

Monaco
Joined February 2025
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The yt girlies be married by 24 with a big house. I love that for them. Meanwhile my community likes to debate about 50/50 lol.
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این مرد به معنای واقعی هیچ «تایپی» نداره.
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Good Fellas
Be honest, which one is more overrated: Breaking Bad or Prison Break? 😭”
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This show was an absolute gem 😂😂
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Couponing, but make it a multi-million dollar federal crime💸 Movie title- Queenpins🎬
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"your aim is shit.. it makes sense though, you can't put the porn down long enough to get the hang of call of duty" ☠️ carr getting shot and immediately choosing to run her mouth again, she really can't help herself lmaoo #AllsFair
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this a terrible time to meet me in life i do not give a fck anymore
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$NVDA Jensen is tweaking out 😭🤣
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Jensen Huang the day after his divorce in finalized.
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iggy azalea cooked him 😭
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Elizabeth Olsen has officially returned as Wanda Maximoff in the MCU: “Scarlet Witch awaken, your power will be mine.” #AvengersDoomsday
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Oh no
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Making money is a multiplayer game bro Rich families figured that shit out generations ago And you're still trying to beat the whole game solo Of course you're gonna have much harder time
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Blondes in barn jackets 👌🏻
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老黄在最后一分钟被川普在阿拉斯加加入空军一号去中国访问。现在全解释的通啦。
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coworker was bragging how much water he drank and someone goes "this dude's a data center"
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Tall, tan, fit, & ready for our next adventure🛩️ 🏝️ RT4RT 📧 OliviaSkyeLV@proton.me
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Sometimes I like it fast… the car, obviously🤭
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i know my worth i just have a soft spot for whores
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i love when someone, in this incredible age of ai, just sends an absolute fucking terrible email. that's rock and roll baby
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