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Husband, Father of 5 Storms, US Marine, Retired 38B Soldier, Fmr. Congressional Candidate, 3rd most interesting man in the world

China Spring, TX
Joined June 2020
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Help me wish my fellow devil dogs a Happy Marine Corps birthday! Semper Fidelis- even to our little brothers from Hollywood!
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When Thomas Massie fails to read out the names of all the Epstein pedophiles on the House floor all of you who got played by him need to admit you were suckers and chumps.
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Jason “Storm Chaser” Nelson retweeted
All the best people declare war on Hogwarts. Have you ever considered dividing your gender identity into separate pieces and storing it in hidden objects, so you can’t be invalidated to death?
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Hey idiots- learn to keep your d**k in your pants.
🤖 Made with AI
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Why don’t I ever get honey-potted? Starting to feel like China doesn’t care about cornering the market on long-term shelf stable proteins. Pfft. Whatever’s.
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We are supposed to learn the fate of our roof tomorrow from @Enfin the solar company. Please pray for a successful outcome that allows us to have our home repaired, and our children safe. Thank you.
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OK folks, I have to ask for you to do me a solid… My wife was just rushed to the emergency room. Her blood pressure was 177/134. I believe she may have had a cardiac event… Would you please say a prayer for my wife, Vivian?.. Would you please approach the throne of God, Almighty on her behalf? I’d be forever grateful..
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Y’all, sometimes this app pushes me to my limits, and today is one of those days. Yesterday was Alan’s birthday. We were supposed to be at Arlington with the very first family through our foundation. I had envisioned that day for months. But between my health and a horrible car accident, I couldn’t make it. And that hurt more than I’ve really let on. Then today, I’ve watched veterans sharing pictures and memories from their time in service, and I cannot tell you how thankful I am for them. Especially our GWOT veterans who made it home. But damn, sometimes it stings. And I hate even admitting that because I am so grateful they came home. I mean that with every fiber of my being. I just wish Alan had gotten to come home, too. I don’t know how to explain being genuinely happy for someone while simultaneously grieving everything you lost. I don’t begrudge a single one of them the lives they’ve gotten to live. I just wish we’d gotten ours. And then I get on this app. People who have never set foot in Arlington National Cemetery, who don’t understand military culture, who have absolutely no idea what some of these traditions mean, are confidently lecturing everyone else about respect. Turning Arlington into a political battleground and using our fallen to take cheap shots at people they don’t like. Do they have any idea what that place means to the families who actually have someone there? Do they even stop to think about us before they open their mouths? I’m tired of it. I’m tired of the ignorance, the performative outrage, and watching something so sacred get reduced to another political argument. Maybe I’m more emotional than usual today. Maybe everything has just caught up with me. But I have spent nearly twenty years learning to live with an absence that never gets any smaller, and some days I simply don’t have the patience to watch people make a spectacle out of the very place where I go to feel close to him. I am so damn thankful for every veteran who made it home. I just wish mine had, too. 😢
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Happy Veterans Day 🇺🇸
 Our heroes served America. Now we're helping put them in the driver's seat. A Freedom Haulers update LIVE from the National Mall is minutes away. 

WATCH using the link in replies ⬇️ @DeptVetAffairs @USDOL and @DeptofWar
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It’s been a wonderfully dull Veterans Day. I just want to take a second & acknowledge MY heroes- you! Thank you for all the kind wishes today. If you knew me in real life you’d never guess I had spent nearly 20 years of my life in two of the hardest roles in which you can choose to serve. I don’t have bumper stickers (talking to you Rangers). I didn’t write a book (hey SEALS!). I don’t have a podcast about how hardcore I am (hey… lots of you). Not poking fun at them, just highlighting where I ended up. Other than the one award I’ve chosen for my license plate- which is the Military Outstanding Volunteer Medal I received for my parallel work improving local communities while serving- you’d likely not even know I was a veteran. You friends are the one group who know, and I appreciate everything you have done to support veterans, support me, and support our families. You have been my heroes for over half a decade on this site, and I genuinely love you. Thank you- now please enjoy random photos like the one where I am petting a cow. I was much bigger and healthier then.
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BREAKING: Nvidia’s board is preparing to remove founder and CEO Jensen Huang following two alleged extramarital affairs, including one with a suspected Chinese spy, according to The Wall Street Journal.
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. @drdrew had never heard of Pickax. Then @PhdSansone explained it in one sentence. “Social media without the algorithms and shadow banning.” No mystery feed. No begging for reach. Your followers actually see your work. That’s Pickax.
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I’m not ignoring anyone- Veterans Day is the only day on the calendar that I do nothing. I figured I deserved the break. 😏
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Thomas Massie is just gross.
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Funny but true story: as a young Marine I got drunk in a foreign country & got a tattoo on my arm. It was supposed to say “Devil Dog” in German (Teufelshund), but instead… what I got translates to “Blah Blah dog”. I no longer consume alcohol.
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Meaningful work was devalued the minute the government started putting food on the tables of average Americans. What value does the work have then?
Replying to @RealJasonNelson
The real problem is people just don’t want to work anymore
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Jason “Storm Chaser” Nelson retweeted
Be a shame if everyone let his potential customers know he hires illegal labor and hates America.
"I was a big part of the blue wave.." That's Lee Haight, president of RRCA (Roofing & Reconstruction Contractors of America) in Naples, Florida, defending his illegal immigrant crew from ICE and saying they're "necessary," not a burden on society. In the same video he complains the insurance company steered jobs to his competitors, then brags about an $85,000 stone-coated steel roof on the water and a claim he says could top $150,000. Cheap labor works out GREAT for the guy at the top. LMAO
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Baby Moo
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Hey @DairyQueen are you ok with free Qurans being handed out at Dairy Queen in Dearborn, Michigan?! If yes I would like send some cases of free Bibles to the Dearborn Dairy Queen to be handed out as well. I'll wait patiently for your answer.
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