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Shitposting, Tesla, Politics, Sarcasm & SpaceX in no particular order. 🇺🇸🫡

Socialist Texghanistan
Joined June 2016
Invest in companies where the CFO isn’t married. $TSLA $SPCX
BREAKING: Nvidia stock, $NVDA, falls sharply on reports that Jensen Huang had another affair with a senior employee at the company.
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“But you’ve gotta charge your @Tesla”
Update: The 4th gave up after 6,000 miles (9,656 km). The 5th engine is about to go in.
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We’re fucked
JUST IN: Texas elects 4 Democratic women to its Supreme Court, with women now holding 7 of the 9 seats.
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We are now back at slanty blue line. $TSLA
If you’re into lines on charts we’re at $340 blue line today.
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Anyone who sold Thursday is underwater. $TSLA
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A lot of people are upset about this, but step back and realize @elonmusk has been skating to where the puck is going for decades. Sit back and let the man cook. He knows something we don’t.
Tesla will be winding down production of the Cybertruck at Gigafactory Texas around the middle of next year to make room for increased Cybercab production
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Day in, and day out, the Tesla community on this app never fails to make me laugh.
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Put it in my veins
I was a lefty when I was in my 20’s and broke and didn’t know what I wanted to do with my life but didn’t want to have to take responsibility for myself. But then I realized that nothing lefty Dems told me ever happened, and things continued to get worse while I sat around letting them make me feel validated while doing nothing. So then I completely 180’d my life and sacrificed a bunch of my life to building and growing my own future and security. And now I’m on the other side of that looking at the same whiny useless people I used to believe in as they attack people who did what I did. And once you go through that process and look back at these people on the other side of it, you see their evil very clearly. You can’t unsee it. These sorts of politicians would lead us directly to hell if they had the power to.
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This one will not be getting old anytime soon @AggieFootball
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When is @Tesla going to unleash the Roadster at Nurburgring and set the fastest lap ever recorded… With no one in the driver seat?
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Hello @tradingview I would like to report an issue with your app. These numbers are green. That cannot be correct. Plz help.
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Went boom today
JUST IN: Jim Cramer says the market is going to "boom."
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If you’re into lines on charts we’re at $340 blue line today.
If you’re into lines on charts, buckle up, man. $TSLA
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This isn’t something to be proud of.
The American people have made their voices heard. The 120th Congress will officially be the GAYEST Congress in history! (that we know of) Let's get to work 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
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Getting some red light therapy this AM. $TSLA
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Being too stupid to quit beats all
It took me 29 years to realize that the cheat code to life is just having delusional confidence.
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I love how this would have gotten you banned 3 years ago on Twitter, but now that Elon owns X this is the norm. This is also why all other social media platforms are shit.
Replying to @broudsov
You are fully retarded
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It’s earning 6% interest at @XMoney
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All I want for Christmas is a $TSLA short squeeze.
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