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Shitposting, Tesla, Politics, Sarcasm & SpaceX in no particular order. 🇺🇸🫡

Socialist Texghanistan
Joined June 2016
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For those who may be struggling. Always remember.
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An open offer to Tesla: We fully support putting Cybercab first, and we’d be glad to take the Cybertruck line off your hands. We’d fund it with a consortium of investors and run it at no cost to Tesla’s floor space, headcount, or focus. All of that goes to Cybercab. Cybercab gets first call on battery cells too. We’ll wait our turn. Tesla gains incremental profit: a license fee, plus FSD and Robotaxi network revenues on every vehicle built. We’d build the Cybertruck, a three-row CyberSUV, and an unmanned CyberCargo hauler. More autonomous miles, across every surface of this planet and beyond. Worth a conversation?
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We got Creatine ID before Voter ID.
California has passed a law requiring age verification to buy creatine starting January 1, 2027
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how in the actual fuck do you make texas blue
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if you are a TESLA shareholder, please vote here: Are you - in principle - favorable of a merger with SpaceX? (of course depends on conditions, but that's not the question here)
93%Yes
7%No
8,994 votes • Final results
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Ricky Retardo retweeted
Replying to @BarackObama
Your party did this
You guys did this So STFU with your fake outrage hypocrite
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We have put forward two especially important proposals for our Annual Meeting of Stockholders—and we need your vote. Protect your rights as stockholders & protect the value of your investment by voting FOR the ratification of the 2018 CEO Performance Award & FOR Reincorporating Tesla in Texas. Read more details here → votetesla.com
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SR-71. F-35. Roadster.  All three fly.. 😎
Our design language has evolved since the last reveal: from S3XY to Cybertruck, Cybercab & Optimus Roadster is inspired by the SR-71 & F-35
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If anyone tries to tell you that the Roadster demo wasn't cool just hit 'em with the Kanye
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Hey @mikepat711, your trunk is open.
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No one: Not a single person: Not a soul in the world: Bryan Johnson:
I am measuring my girlfriend’s erections
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Starship 44 - September 22, 2026
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Replying to @Geiger_Capital
Instagram is for girls
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The public sector vs the private sector:
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420 Model Ys 69 Cybercabs
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American man remember what you are fighting for.
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As Jensen would say, “We are not a car”
I just bought a new Model Y and can confidently say cars and Teslas are no longer the same product. A car is like a pony or horse. I still like driving a stick shift, it’s fun! Tesla with FSD is a transportation robot. I had one of the first Model 3s in 2017. FSD was basically slightly better cruise control. Great on the highway. But honestly felt oversold. So I have been driving a BMW for the past 3 years. Great horse, fun to drive. But tried FSD recently and holy shit — it’s a personal Waymo. Works perfectly. I just went to the Fremont factory to get my new car, entered my address 30+ mins away, pushed a button, and got home without doing a thing. I don’t think most people realize how good this is, probably because they only experienced an early version previously. This is 1000x better. Metaphor for AI writ large. Like trying GPT 3.5 and thinking it’s cute and hallucinates, and dismissing it…while Astra launches in 2026 and is orders of magnitude more capable.
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Replying to @IShowSpeedHQ
1) Download Robotaxi app 2) Select Cybercab when booking your ride 3) Experience the future @ishowspeedsui
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JUST IN : TRUMP SAYS HE WILL SEND $5,000 TO EVERY SINGLE AMERICAN IF HIS PARTY WINS THE MIDTERM ELECTIONS TRUMP SAYS HE WILL ISSUE A “DIVIDEND” TO CITIZENS IF GOP WINS SENATE & HOUSE
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Home plate umpire Emil Jimenez didn't allow an instant challenge from Julio Rodriguez which led to the ejection of Mariners manager Dan Wilson The next inning Jimenez didn't see an instant challenge from Rays' Jonathan Aranda but the third base umpire Doug Eddings confirmed it happened and allowed it
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