maxcat

Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, surely I can't look that old. My name is Mary, and I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his diploma on the wall, which bore his full name. Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 30-odd years ago. Could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on way back then? Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought. This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate. After he examined my teeth, just on the off chance, I asked him if he had attended Morgan Park High School . "Yes. Yes, I did. I'm a Mustang," he gleamed with pride. "When did you graduate?" I asked. "In 1991. Why do you ask?" "You were in my class!" I exclaimed. He looked at me closely. Then that ugly, balding, wrinkled faced, fat-assed, gray-haired, decrepit son-of-a-bitch asked: "What did you teach?"