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burlap sack aficionado, burnt weeny sandwich connoisseur and worshipper of the grand wazoo providing tweets detailing the thoughts of a tried and true american

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Joined April 2022
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YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
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Other Mommy (2026)
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Reading the Wikipedia article for Good Will Hunting is such a trip. It’s just Matt and Ben cooking up nothing but banger ideas for their movie and struggling to get it made interspersed with Harvey Weinstein throwing temper tantrums about Minnie Driver not looking rapeable enough
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SHOOT 'EM UP (Davis, 2007)
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Can I still be crust punk if I use a bidet
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this edible weak as shit i have alway s wanted to fuck him
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Whoa.
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going mountain climbing naked and attaching a carabiner to my nipple ring
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why did you crop out A Confederacy of Dunces in quadruple S tier
The best classics of all time.
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Theyre doing these so that in 10 years they can recreate them but the actors are grown up and covered in mud and bruises and shit
Check out the new character posters for Harry, Hermione, and Ron in 'Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone.' Premiering December 25 on HBO Max.
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Said I wasn’t satisfied with the service and the waiter pulled his pants down and showed me his asshole . RESPECT
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neo-nazi who got radicalized by hearing “play that funky music white boy”
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i met this guy once who flipped every cigarette in the pack. he thought he could make them all lucky. his fate was harrowing in spite of this
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They're banning this shirt in every country
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whenever roberto benigni shows up in a jim jarmusch movie
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i reversed the @andrewhuang baby announcement video so it looks like he’s neglecting his family to make beats
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i remember at some point tweeting “imagine forrest gump saying Dropbox” but it got zero likes and i think i deleted it out of embarrassment
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