Why don't you go to hell! and while you're there, get me a juice box
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As I knew she would, @elleduncanESPN brought a much-needed perspective to the death of #KobeBryant. Proud of you, Sis!
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University debate: "The most vegan meal on earth is a grass-fed steak."
Vegan: "I'm sorry, I've read the motion three times. Is it a misprint?"
Anthropologist: "No."
Vegan: "You're going to stand in front of four hundred people and tell them a steak is vegan."
Anthropologist: "The most vegan. I'd like credit for the full claim."
Vegan: "It's a dead cow."
Anthropologist: "One. What did you have for lunch?"
Vegan: "A lentil and rice bowl. Nothing died for it."
Anthropologist: "It came off a ploughed field. Mice, voles, ground nests, every insect in it, cleared out several times a year by a machine the width of this stage. One bullock feeds a person for twelve months. I'm on one death. You lost count at the starter."
Vegan: "Those are accidents."
Anthropologist: "I'll let the voles know it wasn't personal."
Vegan: "Fine. The planet. Cattle take up enormous amounts of land."
Anthropologist: "Hill, rain and grass. Land no plough can touch. He eats what grew there by itself and nobody has to clear a thing. Your lentils needed the field emptied first."
Vegan: "We could rewild it."
Anthropologist: "With what?"
Vegan: "...Grazing animals."
Anthropologist: "I've brought some."
Vegan: "This is absurd. Humans can get everything they need from plants."
Anthropologist: "There's a lawn outside. Help yourself."
Vegan: "We can't digest grass."
Anthropologist: "He can. Four stomachs and a vat of bacteria. He's the only system on earth that gets everything out of a plant, and he hands it over as protein, iron and the B12 you're taking as a tablet."
Vegan: "So your argument is that the cow is vegan."
Anthropologist: "Strictly. Never touched meat in his life. I'm simply eating a plant-based diet that's been finished properly."
Vegan: "You cannot call that vegan."
Anthropologist: "Fewest deaths, no plough, no supplements. If you've a better word for what you were after, I'll use it."
Moderator: "Time."
Vegan: "I'd like the motion read out again."
Moderator: "It's still not a misprint."
Tyler J S retweeted
“Get the really nice tv it’ll be so great for sports”
The big TV when sports are on:
Preach
What's really fun about being me… I don't give a f*** what people think. Y’all don’t get it, I really don’t. Once you come to the unfortunate realization that 54% of American citizens read below a 6th grade level, it's easy to just do you. Then account for all the drugs and TDS, it’s zombies all the way down. Let go, you become immeasurably more powerful and grateful. I see people tell these lies, the mainstream media, I literally laugh. Like if you go to Google and regurgitate the 1st thing you find, you're low IQ.
For example, here’s a great lie… I’ve flown for every basketball league I’ve been a part of. Why do people keep saying I can’t fly?
High School (DelaSalle & Hopkins) ✈️
AAU (Howard Pulley & NIKE) ✈️
College (Iowa State University) ✈️
Houston Rockets ✈️
Philadelphia 76ers ✈️
Sacramento Kings ✈️
NBL Canada ✈️
BIG 3 ✈️
So it just gives me so much secondhand embarrassment to see people throw that out there. Tell us you’re a lemming without telling us. It tells me you’re lazy and gullible, a deadly combination. I prefer to drive, I don’t like to fly but I have and I can.
Why don’t I like to fly?
- The thought of dying in a heaping ball of fire when on most days, as I mentioned above, half the people on the plane read below a 6th grade level terrifies me. Even if it’s a low probability, I like to make that one an impossibility when I can. Personally I’d rather get creamed by a semi going the wrong way on the interstate. Then die with libtards on a plane.
- TSA sucks! They’re rude, ghetto and ineffective.
- Driving is awesome, you get to see the country up close, I’ve been to every state twice and you get to bring all the fun toys.
- Too many pilots took the jab, don’t trust their judgment.
- My legs are long and people are fat as hell.
Yes, as President Ground Force 1 sounds cool as hell and all the international dignitaries would come to me. What the hell are we flying to see them for? We pay all the bills? Make us a sandwich foreigners.
Royce White for President
America 1st,
I Say What You’re All Thinking
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Tyler J S retweeted
Today, we remember a legend.
On this day in history, Harambe would have celebrated another birthday. An icon that became part of internet history, American culture, and an entire generation’s timeline.
Tomorrow marks 10 years since we lost him. Ten years since the moment the world stopped scrolling and collectively mourned something bigger than a meme.
He became a symbol of loyalty, strength, chaos, unity, and the strange beauty of the internet bringing millions of people together for one cause: never forgetting Harambe.
Everyone remembers where they were when they heard the news. And somehow, a decade later, his legacy still lives on.
Gone, but never forgotten.
Rest easy to a true patriot. 🕊️🇺🇸
May 27, 1999 — May 28, 2016
Forever in our hearts.
Wild how people don’t want to go downtown anymore. Don’t see why
According to the St. Louis Metropolitan Police, the department received several calls regarding car break-ins. firstalert4.com/2026/05/03/m…
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Tyler J S retweeted
What Matt Fitz did for his younger brother this week is the equivalent of when you’re 16 and your 21 year old brother gets you and your buddies a 30 rack of natty lights and you are forever grateful
