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Set this up as a take the p!ss out of Ivor Cummins (Dietitian & Grifting Covid Muppet) account. I do take COVID-19 seriously, though,unlike my namesake. #Parody

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Joined March 2021
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what was he sorry for
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I’m seeing it all over my timeline. People acting like historic sex offence trials were invented for Russell Brand. Years from offence to conviction: Gary Glitter 38 Ghislaine Maxwell 17–27 Rolf Harris 28 Max Clifford 30–37 Barry Bennell 27–39 Where’ve you all been?
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Ivor 'The Crank Engine' Cummins & Goings retweeted
When Jemima Khan (nee Goldschmitt) was dating Russell Brand she arranged for a Massuese called Szilvia Berki to give him a professional massage at her home. Berki then told Police that Brand Sexually Assaulted her and treated her like a Prostitute. The Police said there was no case to answer. They then brought in a legal super injunction against Berki who to this day is still not allowed to speak about it. If she does so she can face imprisonment and all her assets seized.
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All the people defending Brand, so if a woman claims she was raped by a grooming gang in Rotherham in November 2001, 25 years ago, I assume you will take the very same stance?
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There isn’t a court in the fucking world that would accept “I believe John Smith raped back me in 2009” as enough evidence to convict, including the UK. Americans seem to be falling HARD for Russian disinformation campaigns about us so to be clear; - Brand texted one of his victims confirming he’d assaulted and hurt her - There were multiple witnesses and contemporary records of sexual assault for several different occasions - The allegations were discussed at the time and there ARE records of this. There was OVERWHELMING evidence. More evidence in fact than in most cases for other crimes.
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What a 🧵. If you are rich and/or famous, you can just purchase justice, off the shelf.
Replying to @DanNeidle
It looks like the intention was then to bankrupt Ms Berki. The judge had mentioned she had no money, but the order says:
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The silencing of this Brand accuser is obscene:
On Thursday I wrote about the 2014 injunction Russell Brand obtained against a woman who accused him of assault. I've now obtained the final order. It's breathtaking. She had no lawyer. No trial. Yet she was silenced for life - even barred from speaking to the police. 🧵:
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Blocked by @LizzieCornish12, so my reply is as follows: Profile attacks instead of addressing the evidence the jury heard: anal tear, bleeding, inability to sit, nurse documentation, and multiple contemporaneous witness accounts. Why the refusal to engage with any of that? That’s why he was convicted.
At first I thought you were just looking for clicks but then I looked at your profile and it explained everything.
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Blocked by @LizzieCornish12, so my reply is as follows: Consent changes the risk calculus. A planned threesome doesn't mean being torn open and forced to clean up blood. The injury is what made the HIV fear rational; not the prior sex.
I read she was worried about STD, but she wasn’t after their first 3 some , weeks before
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Great The nuttiest person and one of the most vile super spreaders of lies on here has a new slogan, "detox or die" And she's allegedly being sponsored by another vile super spreader of lies, The Wellness Company, and grifters de luxe All is well 🤦🏼‍♀️
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This awful person, stalking and harassing Kat for years, is a disgrace and a real piece of shit. She's obsessed and there's something really wrong with her. Away with you @epigeneticsnow
Stop posting about my dead mother, Jean. After you’ve shared this article 192 (!!) times, you’ve been told over and over again my ethics are intact. Grok has told you, physicians have told you, my licensing body has told you. Stop harassing my dead mother & my family.
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Replying to @ZiaYusufUK
Well that's awkward. It's a criminal offence to pay anyone to canvass for a candidate (Section 11/RPA) You have no evidence of election interference and it isn't a crime to lie to a veteran. Good of you to provide evidence of your own offences, though.
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Reform are making a huge song and dance about ITV breaking electoral law today. Perhaps it might have something to do with this coming out today, confirming that Reform have … wait for it … broken electoral law.
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"Russel Brand is a hero." Bev Turner is such a vile creature. When Andrew Pierce is even calling you out, it may be time to finally question your values.
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Here in the UK growth is up, unemployment is down and our popular Prime Minister is helping ordinary people. How awful.
Europe is burning! Meanwhile here in the UK 👇👇👇
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So in his latest grift Farage goes to an area that highlighted everything wrong with Reform The 'Anywhere but Parliament tour' Farage is in Plymouth today Not in Parliament debating the Troubles Bill, his deputy won't be there either as he's searching BA planes for his luggage and new wife.......
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When you're really REALLY mad at a woman for making her own choice. Really mad
Replying to @AbortionChat
Enjoyed the dick, hated the consequence, so you killed it and went straight back to getting fucked. That’s peak selfish child-killing cunt behavior, and you bragged about it.
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Who can forget the 2022 French presidential election
As Paris burns our prime minister has stopped people playing loud music on buses & trains.
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This pamphlet is being distributed amongst prospective Reform candidates.
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Abusive, you say?
Replying to @harryfisherEMTP
And for any abusive pharma troll that inevitably ends up in my comments: I’ll talk to you like the abusive person that you are… You are evil, and karma will find you someday. 100% 😉
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