Set this up as a take the p!ss out of Ivor Cummins (Dietitian & Grifting Covid Muppet) account. I do take COVID-19 seriously, though,unlike my namesake. #Parody
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Ivor 'The Crank Engine' Cummins & Goings retweeted
I’m seeing it all over my timeline. People acting like historic sex offence trials were invented for Russell Brand.
Years from offence to conviction:
Gary Glitter 38
Ghislaine Maxwell 17–27
Rolf Harris 28
Max Clifford 30–37
Barry Bennell 27–39
Where’ve you all been?
Ivor 'The Crank Engine' Cummins & Goings retweeted
When Jemima Khan (nee Goldschmitt) was dating Russell Brand she arranged for a Massuese called Szilvia Berki to give him a professional massage at her home.
Berki then told Police that Brand Sexually Assaulted her and treated her like a Prostitute.
The Police said there was no case to answer.
They then brought in a legal super injunction against Berki who to this day is still not allowed to speak about it.
If she does so she can face imprisonment and all her assets seized.
Ivor 'The Crank Engine' Cummins & Goings retweeted
All the people defending Brand, so if a woman claims she was raped by a grooming gang in Rotherham in November 2001, 25 years ago, I assume you will take the very same stance?
Ivor 'The Crank Engine' Cummins & Goings retweeted
There isn’t a court in the fucking world that would accept “I believe John Smith raped back me in 2009” as enough evidence to convict, including the UK.
Americans seem to be falling HARD for Russian disinformation campaigns about us so to be clear;
- Brand texted one of his victims confirming he’d assaulted and hurt her
- There were multiple witnesses and contemporary records of sexual assault for several different occasions
- The allegations were discussed at the time and there ARE records of this.
There was OVERWHELMING evidence. More evidence in fact than in most cases for other crimes.
Ivor 'The Crank Engine' Cummins & Goings retweeted
The silencing of this Brand accuser is obscene:
Ivor 'The Crank Engine' Cummins & Goings retweeted
Great
The nuttiest person and one of the most vile super spreaders of lies on here has a new slogan, "detox or die"
And she's allegedly being sponsored by another vile super spreader of lies, The Wellness Company, and grifters de luxe
All is well 🤦🏼♀️
Ivor 'The Crank Engine' Cummins & Goings retweeted
This awful person, stalking and harassing Kat for years, is a disgrace and a real piece of shit. She's obsessed and there's something really wrong with her. Away with you @epigeneticsnow
Ivor 'The Crank Engine' Cummins & Goings retweeted
Well that's awkward.
It's a criminal offence to pay anyone to canvass for a candidate (Section 11/RPA)
You have no evidence of election interference and it isn't a crime to lie to a veteran.
Good of you to provide evidence of your own offences, though.
Ivor 'The Crank Engine' Cummins & Goings retweeted
Reform are making a huge song and dance about ITV breaking electoral law today. Perhaps it might have something to do with this coming out today, confirming that Reform have … wait for it … broken electoral law.
Ivor 'The Crank Engine' Cummins & Goings retweeted
"Russel Brand is a hero." Bev Turner is such a vile creature. When Andrew Pierce is even calling you out, it may be time to finally question your values.
Ivor 'The Crank Engine' Cummins & Goings retweeted
Here in the UK growth is up, unemployment is down and our popular Prime Minister is helping ordinary people.
How awful.
Ivor 'The Crank Engine' Cummins & Goings retweeted
So in his latest grift Farage goes to an area that highlighted everything wrong with Reform
The 'Anywhere but Parliament tour' Farage is in Plymouth today
Not in Parliament debating the Troubles Bill, his deputy won't be there either as he's searching BA planes for his luggage and new wife.......
Ivor 'The Crank Engine' Cummins & Goings retweeted
When you're really REALLY mad at a woman for making her own choice. Really mad
Ivor 'The Crank Engine' Cummins & Goings retweeted
This pamphlet is being distributed amongst prospective Reform candidates.
Ivor 'The Crank Engine' Cummins & Goings retweeted
Councillors elected in May 2026 no longer sitting for the party they were elected for:
Reform UK 61 (4.2%)
Green 14 (2.4%)
Labour 10 (0.9%)
Conservative 7 (0.9%)
Lib Dem 6 (0.7%)
Reform's 61: 36 now independent, 20 left the council, 5 joined another party (3 to Restore Britain).
% is of each party's May intake
