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"Yay! Blue team is in charge! I can finally has health care?" No. "What about cheaper gas?" No. Can you at least end the wars? LOL NO. "So what do we get?" More trans girls in youth sports! This is what you chuds need!
We speak of "RINOs" but "DINOs" are also a thing. You can already see the DINO class scrambling to head off any talk of Medicare for all, to prevent the D's from actually doing any D things.
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Based. World without Czechoslovakia would not be world worth living in.
Happy Armistice day 🌹
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Actual definition of Success: Do not have to GAF what "the society" thinks.
Society's Definition of Success: Age 25: Must have a good job. Age 28: Must have a car. Age 30: Must own a house. Age 32: Must get married. Age 35: Must have children. Age 40: Must have a high social status. Meanwhile actual definition of Success:
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Pay for Xitter blue check.
Suppose you woke up tomorrow with a million dollars to your name. What would you do first?
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"Genital preferences are transphobic 99.9% of the time." "Free Palestine"
Genital preferences are transphobic 99.9% of the time. (The exception is legit genial phobias.) Whenever I find a post of someone asking if they are transphobic for having one, the defenders in the replies can't help but call us males. Saying that "genital preferences" are /1
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This frequently happens to common street criminals when they find out that their 37 second chances ran out and they are going to prison for very long time.
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Someone has to do the gun violence Czechs do not want to do any more.
Tohle je Robert Hammad. Policie ho hledá kvůli loupeži. Může být nebezpečný a ozbrojený nelegálně drženou střelnou zbraní. Hammad je recidivista a je v podmínce za opakovanou majetkovou trestnou činnost. Jméno má sice arabské, ale státní příslušnost českou. Jeho bydliště je Praha 3. Další vítězství pro "u nás se to nebude dít, my jsme se poučili" dav
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So, for the last 150 years, not a single time anyone dared to attack Italy. This is supposed to make Italian armed forces look bad?
Today is Italy’s Armed Forces Day, which is a good opportunity to remember, as professor @PietroGraglia pointed out on Facebook, that since its unification, Italy has waged nothing but wars of aggression. First came the 1866 war against Austria, followed by at least two colonial wars, in East Africa and Libya, and some minor other adventures (mainly in China in 1900). Then, in 1915, Italy declared war on its former ally, Austria. Fast-forward to 1936 and another colonial war, this time against Ethiopia. In 1940, Italy declared war on France (and in 1945 on Japan). Finally, Italy took part in the first invasion of Iraq in 1991 and in the 1999 NATO air campaign against Serbia. We can say that for the last 150 years, not a single time the Italian army was used to defend the country against an unprovoke aggression.
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Maybe God is Muslim Communist?
If God is in charge, why did he let our country get taken over by Muslims and communists? Something for people to think about.
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Great idea. When you are tortured and killed by people with LGBTQ+ patches, it feels much better!
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Czech (DNA Heatmap) Closer to Saxon Germans than to Slovaks. max distance = 0.05
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So the secret sauce is learning to DNGAF about any "nation" or "people".
Everyone is a blood and soil nationalist for the people they actually care about
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"The Boston whaling industry hunted and killed whales at a sustainable rate. The country that drove them nearly to extinction was the Soviet Union. The fall of communism internationally was the one greatest intervention to save the whales." @unusual_whales
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Where the idea that communist is supposed to live like homeless bum came from? Using capitalist profits to destroy capitalism was the SOP since Engels. And it worked (for a time). en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexan…
New fusion political ideology called 'effective Maoism' where you work a high-flying finance job and then wire 10% of your income to communist guerillas.
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"see how many of them are close to you" And then what? What I am (legally) supposed to do about them? We all know that the purpose of such public lists is to encourage mob violence, but the hanging times are over, Americans do not have the 🐶 in them any more.
Replying to @Eli_B_Again
So you can go to the registry and look at the map and see how many of them are close to you
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This is biopunk/splatterpunk. Cyberpunk would be robotic vagina made of titanium alloy and carbon nanotubes, owned and remotely controlled by Giga Globo Corp.
You may want to reconsider organ donation if your skin is ending up in mentally-ill men’s fake vaginas.
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USSR never promoted veganism. Soviet science always affirmed that meat, especially 🐷 meat is necessary part of healthy diet. In practice, meat was always hard to find, just another contradiction of really existing socialism.
I like how Communist countries, instead of advertising individual goods, would create advertisements for the general concept of pork or something of that sort.
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Resistance is futile.
american churches aka cults are spreading like wildfire here in germany, i’ve never had that many *young* people try to tell me about jesus they don’t even introduce their group with “kirche”, the german term for church, they say it in english
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The art of military coup is another lost science and knowledge, even in Latin America. Only handful of African shitholes still can do proper coups.
gotta be the most random ass event of this decade so far
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