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Joined April 2021
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You wey buy Madueke £58M?
Hear me out Arsenal fans, it looks Like Chelsea are not winning any trophy this season, how about we lure Joao Pedro to Emirates. £65M should do it.
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Fairs, their father went 2/2 ❤️
im cryingggggg this is the best day of their lives 😭😭😭
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You think we joke when we call Malo Gusto.. " THE RONALDINHO OF RIGHT BACKS"" ? HEHEHE 😂
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Him, Infantino and Trump will win the next World Cup
🚨🚨 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Pep Guardiola is expected to be a TOP target for the USA job once Pochettino leaves for Manchester United! 🇺🇸 — @TheAthleticFC
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You no go comot pedri outside Barcelona keh? He don see European final win with them?
Pedri outside Barcelona 🤣 Jude Bellingham or Arda Guler will tear Acl
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At least he could learn a thing or two from God on how to make important saves
🚨🚨 GROSSE FRAYEUR POUR ROBERT SANCHEZ 🇪🇸. 🤯 Le gardien de Côme, prêté par Chelsea, a été victime d’un VIOLENT ACCIDENT au volant d’une Ferrari estimée à 350.000 € sur le circuit du Nürburgring, en Allemagne. 🏎️💥 Il a percuté une barrière à environ 112 km/h, détruisant l’avant de son véhicule. Heureusement, le portier espagnol s’en est sorti INDEMNE ! 🙏 🗞️ The Sun
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So those Pochettino Stans from Chelsea fanbase are now Manchester United fans?
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Something wey Jackson don already win? Lmao
Where Arsenal players wan see player of the month?😭😭
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Where Arsenal players wan see player of the month?😭😭
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See as dem carry that bum de associate am with Mbappe 💔💔😭
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If classes were taught like this, no one would leave 😮😄
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Aside from Joao Pedro, no one else can do this celebration better than me. 🥷👎🏽
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When I'm dating a church girl and she finds out I cheated, so we pray together and blame the devil.
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This foreign number wan use call finish me today💔
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Alonso really pour me spit for face💔😭
I don’t rate Tottenham at all to the point that I wasn’t even scared when we were 2 goals down lmao😂💙
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I enter bathroom to watch documentary on human reproduction but Mtn just Dey do rubbish since
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Pique is one of biggest shameless Barcelona legend and I'll die on it. The day before the El Clásico, you went on ticktock trolling RealMadrid over the 5-0 victory El Clásico at the Camp Nou. You'd think that would give Barcelona moral to beat Real Madrid at the Camp Nou. After we outplayed your club and took away the 3 points easily. Why don't you comeback and troll us again. You'd see the other side of how shamelessly you're.
Piqué reminding Iker Casillas of how many goals Barcelona scored
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Marriage is not for the weak even the T-shirt has to do house chores.
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The Bellingham brothers going head-to-head in England training 😂❤️
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