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You wey buy Madueke £58M?
Hear me out Arsenal fans, it looks Like Chelsea are not winning any trophy this season, how about we lure Joao Pedro to Emirates. £65M should do it.
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✅Longest Unbeaten home record ✅Least goals conceded in a champions league winning campaign ✅least goals conceded in a Premier League season ✅Only team to win every UEFA competition ✅Most cleansheets in a premier league season ✅Only London team to win the UCL ✅Only club to win the CWC I can’t even remember all rn
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Maresca is not done with Manchester City yet, he still has plans of playing Gusto in that 10 position 😭
🚨 𝗝𝗨𝗦𝗧 𝗜𝗡: Manchester United are interested in Malo Gusto... Chelse values him at around €80m. Manchester City also rate the player highly. — @talkSPORT
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What Ronaldo saw during his iconic bicycle kick against Juventus. 🐐
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LLB. (Olabisi Onabanjo University) B.L. (Nigerian Law School , Lagos) MSc International Business Management ( Sheffield Hallam University) It’s been a journey, Allahamdullahi ❤️🙏🏽
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Michael Olise wearing the GOAT perfume. 🐐🐐
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You lied ,we lost because ur avi drop one of the worst performance I have ever seen from a captain, guess who assisted Tottenham only goal in the final?
🚨FUN FACT: Ange won the Europa League with Tottenham because United played without a goalie.
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I have seen enough Please sack Pochettino before he ruins my 20’s 🙏
🚨 BREAKING: Manchester United make formal contact with US Soccer as Mauricio Pochettino appointment nears. 54yo’s release clause must be activated + extra payment for staff. #MUFC relaxed if Argentine manages #USMNT games. By @lauriewhitwell @AdamCrafton_ nytimes.com/athletic/7772824…
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Wow! I’m free from Carrick ball 😭
🚨 Agreement in principle reached between Manchester United and Mauricio Pochettino. Formal steps to follow. With @alex_crook for @talkSPORT.🎙️
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this account still kills me😭😭😭
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Presido MP4
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Werey know wetin him eyes de see 😭
Which player would you give Spanish nationality to so he could play for Spain? 🚨 Pau Cubarsí: “Mbappé.”
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Twitter was launched in 2006. It’s been 20 years, so how come you’ve been using the app for 23 years?
I've been using Twitter for 23 years, and I'm only just discovering that you can take a screenshot of a tweet directly from the Copy Link option
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Never have I ever imagined a time will come when Man United fans will be glazing Pochetino, the game is gone mehn 😅😂
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Mourinho spent 9 years at Chelsea without losing a single home league game.
What football fact sounds fake but is true?
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If football IQ were included in player ratings, Cristiano Ronaldo's card would be 0.
🚨🗣️ 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Thierry Henry criticizes football video games for leaving football IQ out of their player ratings! 🧠 “Player cards show pace, physicality, defending, shooting and passing. WHY DON’T THEY INCLUDE FOOTBALL IQ?” 🤷‍♂️
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Kidnapper: If your club has won more than 3 Champions League trophies, you’re free to go Chelsea, Arsenal, and Man City fans:
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I’d take him over Benjamin Sesko
🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Arsenal are NOT INTERESTED in signing Endrick! ❌🇧🇷 — @MarioCortegana
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🚨 Jude Bellingham quick fire questions: Reporter:“Worst player you have ever trained with?” Jude:“Jobe Bellingham” Reporter:“Best player you have ever trained with?” Jude:“Arda Guler” Reporter:“Play against Barca or Man City?” Jude:“Barca” Reporter:“Afternoon game or night game?” Jude:“Night game” Reporter:“Upcoming star the world should watch out for?” Jude:“Carlos Espi” Reporter: “One teammate who talks too much?” Jude:“I don't think I have had any” Reporter: “Who has the worst fashion sense at Madrid?” Jude: “Bernardo Silva” Reporter: “One player you'd love to have at Real Madrid?” Jude:“Harry Kane or Declan Rice” Reporter: “If you could delete one team's stadium from football, which would it be?” Jude:“I won't delete any stadium, each have their history” Reporter: “Would you rather win the Ballon d'Or or the World Cup?” Jude:“World Cup” Reporter: “One thing you wish fans knew about you?” Jude:“I have a burner account on football twitter” Reporter:“Are you the profile picture” Jude:“Of course not(laughs)”
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"A man's gift maketh room for him, and bringeth him before great men. @the_Lawrenz 😭❤️❤️🙌🏼
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