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Joined September 2024
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We’re about to get one of these every 1-2 years for the next decade like the fast and furious movies
2027 4-star QB Gunner Rivers is at Texas today, @InsideTexas reports🤘 Gunner is the son of 8x Pro Bowler Philip Rivers. Read: on3.com/teams/texas-longhorn…
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Wow! Down 3-0 and rallies for 4-3 win!
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What's even wilder about this stat is that LSU leads the SEC, and is 4th nationally, in trips to the Red Zone (inside the 20) with 49. Of those 49, they've only gotten inside the 10 21 times?? So, 28 of those trips, or 57.1%, didn't get a first down. Wow.
It's not just "struggling to finish drives." It's the absolute futility on drives inside the 10-yard line that's killing Lane Kiffin & the #LSU Tigers. We'll discuss it with @MattMoscona next. #SEC
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Really have to ask yourself if this warrants moving Bama up to No. 1
BREAKING: Kamario Taylor is finalizing a $7.5M deal to return to Mississippi State in 2027, making him college football's highest-paid QB, @PeteNakos and @Clowfb report. With incentives, the deal could potentially climb above $9 million. on3.com/news/kamario-taylor-…
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Crazy. That's not Miami's logo.
Sources: Mississippi State star quarterback Kamario Taylor is finalizing a deal to return there in 2027. His return means one of the faces of college football next year will be in Starkville. Taylor led MSU to a 4-0 record to start this year before injury cut short his season.
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I’ve been on Twitter for eight years and I’m only now seeing that you can just keep one account without losing it.
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We’ve all seen this clip a million times. But has anyone ever talked to the actual official and asked what the hell went into this decision?
Greatest “ball don’t lie” of all time
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How good is Texas' defense playing this season? They're allowing just 4.13 yards per play so far this season which leads the country. To put that in perspective, that's better than Georgia's historic 2021 unit that allowed 4.15 in their national championship season.
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A crime of passion
🚨🚨BREAKING🚨🚨 Former #NFL head coach Rex Ryan turned himself in to Nashville police Wednesday morning after allegedly hitting two pedestrians with his pickup truck last week. Police say Ryan RAN OVER both victims’ feet and struck one in the leg while they were crossing with a walk signal. Ryan allegedly drove away after an argument with the victims. Rex faces SIX charges, including leaving the scene, failing to provide information or aid, and disobeying a traffic signal.
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Is the detail having a new quarterback and offensive line?
"We're a little detail away from being the best offense in the country. I truly believe that." - Auburn WR Christian Neptune
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SEC Bowl Projections: Week 11 picks for the postseason 🏈🏆 How many teams can the SEC get into the CFP?? 👀👀 READ: ow.ly/FP0t5105Pxv
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The irony of this
“Maybe if you win, I’ll be on time” Never forget Brian Kelly’s LSU tenure 💀
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Alabama opened as a 19.5 point favorite against Vanderbilt. The line is currently down to 15.5.
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South Carolina fans… If you’re like me and confused as to who USC needs to pull for in Week 11, then look no further than @TheRootingGuide Full breakdown for every game of interest on the site and they have it for every team. It’s awesome. therootingguide.com
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“Annual choke in the playoff” about UGA is the most new money, non-ball knower shit I’ve ever heard
Nice home loss to Auburn. And annual choke in playoff.
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We'll be live on YouTube with a reaction show after the CFP Rankings are announced...
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MARLER: SEC Week 11 Quarterback Rankings 📈 Who's too high? 📉 Who's too low? 🤯 Who did he flat out miss? READ: ow.ly/hP4U5105AzP
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Most hungover I have ever been in my life. What a weekend in Athens that was
November 10th, 2007: Verne, Gary, & the UGA team dance to Soulja Boy vs Auburn #GoDawgs
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