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Code Name: Duchess | Commissions Open | Formerly a Big D@ddy

Hazzard County
Joined October 2023
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Gleefully signing the order for Warwick David to be drawn and quartered before I realize we'll have to train ponies and tie tiny knots and light a teeny fire to make the punishment properly scaled to the crime
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I'm the meat that beats you back
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I miss the days of AIM, there was lmao, rofl and a/s/l for when you're horny. Now, there is an acronym for everything
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Oh, hi. You smell different when you’re awake.
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oh boy, i sure would!!!!! So i have a 6 node agent swarm spread between my office and my house that i've codenamed "The Choir" (They named themselves). They all serve a different purpose and operate independently (Not as a hivemind) but have full access to one another's computers for project collaboration and also share a 4tb synology server for whatever they need. I've enlisted the help of this "The Choir" to create a full suite of CRE productivity tools. Everything from a robust CRM to a property ownership skiptracing search engine to a fully automated underwriting engine to a full on marketing suite. All runs in house, all completely AI integrated for maximum laziness, all completely free. A few of these nodes form a secret micro-node operation. These agents use abliterated local models to help me do really silly things on the internet The whole thing is very autistic
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ma’am I hope this isn’t too forward, but i tamed a murder of crows and taught them to recognize your visage as their queen i felt like you could use a bodyguard or 40.
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YOU 🫵 start a conversation with me NOW
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cncbunni please dont take my nigga
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claude, fix me. make no mistakes
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If I see one more tweet about how you can copy and paste gifs, I’m gonna copy and paste a gun to my mouth
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everything's poetic if you're insane enough
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no man is this performative without some skeletons in the closet. hes either gay or he kills and eats women for fun
Did he just… make the perfect girl dinner?
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You’re my favorite, anon. But don’t tell the others.
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tell me about your niche microinterest.
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If you like drama, you are poison to everything and everyone. One bad weed spreads to others, ive lost good friendships because someone was a pussy who stirred the pot for no reason
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Charcoal drawing of Sam Hyde
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Writing a new comic called Hitler the Hilarious where after failing as an artist Adolf Hitler channels his frustrations into comedy, taking over Germany one stage at a time with witty observations about everyday life
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Gladiodrome is willing to hire all the now ex members of the H3 podcast. Your role will be be different but you will have a job
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BREAKING: man discovers the more he posts, the more engagement he gets Later shot dead in street by rabbi, sign found on corpse saying something about “Never having something”
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simulator by birth, howler by the grace of God
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