being the one who introduces your friend group to everything down to mannerisms and dialect but never getting the credit for it because nobody remembers anything has gotta be top 1 worst feeling of all time
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any pretty girls willing to let me sit on their lap? i promise i wont take up too much room ^_^
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if you live in Mississippi remember tomorrow is the deadline to update identification for your ballot...luckily the DMV sent me my ID just in time
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bitches who be asking grok questions always asking shit like "is hypergamy real" instead of actual profound or insightful questions
miomiaow ๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ๐ retweeted
je crois quโil faut juste sโasseoir sur le visage de son copain et lui pisser dessus





















