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AuthentiKate โ˜‚๏ธ๐Ÿช”๐Ÿ’

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โ€œIt is not as a child that I believe and confess Jesus. My hosanna is born of a furnace of doubt.โ€ Fyodor Dostoyevsky

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Ok, you flattered me so Iโ€™m going to do it. 50 Things I Learned In 50 Years Note: I have buried one husband and divorced another and am currently married x almost 10 years. Don't fight with me. This is my experience. Make your own list if you want one.ย  Letโ€™s begin.
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I wish I had been in the corporate meeting where this was suggested, discussed, and approved. ๐Ÿ˜‚
Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) profile pictureMassimo
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Kansas City Royals fans had 30 seconds to get the sausage bun on, and if they did, the entire stadium won free hot dogs. ๐ŸŒญ
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New meme template just dropped.
American Nerd ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (@American_N3rd) profile pictureAmerican Nerd ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
@American_N3rdNov 10
Replying to @libsoftiktok
The average demographic for D voters
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Thatโ€™s only a weekโ€™s worth of eggs. I donโ€™t see a problem.
Matt Smith (@nerdalert) profile pictureMatt Smith
@nerdalertNov 10
Today an LLM hallucination resulted in 72 eggs being delivered to my house. ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿฅš
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My husband is so lucky to have a frugal wife. Instead of spending $1430 on a pair of @Margiela wrap wide leg jeans, I can keep wearing all of my jeans that are too big by spending $7 on waist tighteners from @Walmart. Voila! Follow me for more budget fashion tips.
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Prof on the Right (@HigherEdSpeak) profile pictureProf on the Right
@HigherEdSpeakNov 10
Everyone should contribute to the economy. If they canโ€™t build things, they should try to tear them down.
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I just watched a Nutrafol commercial in which a woman discusses her divorce and her hair loss, and itโ€™s quite clear which one sheโ€™s struggling more to come to terms with. Weโ€™ve somehow managed to make hair loss more tragic than a failed marriage.
๐Ÿค– Made with AI
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Ok. I wasnโ€™t ever a fan of being cremated but this has made me reconsider.
movie tweets (@lauren_w67) profile picturemovie tweets
@lauren_w67Nov 9
I just learned things...I never intended to Google.
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The Salty Protestant (@saltyprotestant) profile pictureThe Salty Protestant
@saltyprotestantNov 9
This is false. I know Mormons personally. When given a Bible, one of them asked me what it was. They had never seen one โ€” and they were an elder in the church. They do not believe the same gospel.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
LDS members including elders study the Bible as one of the four standard works of scripture. Seminary and Sunday School use a four-year rotating curriculum covering the Old and New Testaments. churchofjesuschrist.org/study/manual/gโ€ฆ newsroom.churchofjesuschrist.org/topic/seminary si-help.churchofjesuschrist.org/hc/en-us/articโ€ฆ
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Get married. Have babies.
Sean (@scs_real) profile pictureSean
@scs_realNov 10
Adorable!
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That corgi is having the time of his life. All of the adults are playing!
Awful Announcing (@awfulannouncing) profile pictureAwful Announcing
@awfulannouncingNov 8
A Corgi on the loose in Charlotte, with Scott Hanson on the RedZone call. ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿšจ๐ŸŽ™๏ธ
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Since it looks like my dream of owning a @cybertruck will never happen, Iโ€™m going to have to improvise.
๐Ÿค– Made with AI
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Elon Musk (@elonmusk) profile pictureElon Musk
@elonmuskNov 7
The Tesla Cybertruck order backlog is currently far more than we can make before dismantling the line for Cybercab expansion around June/July next year. We will add an extra shift to try to get all orders done in time.
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Replying to @JimRoland15
@JimRoland15 Have you ever seen this guy? instagram.com/cigarboxguitarโ€ฆ
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Stake conference is one of my favorite days to go to church. I love seeing people I donโ€™t see often and worshipping my Lord and my Savior together. #SkirtCheck
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Unsupervised FSD will be driving me around every night 8 hours at a time like a baby who can only sleep in the car.
Digital Daisy๐ŸŒธ (@DigitalDaisyX) profile pictureDigital Daisy๐ŸŒธ
@DigitalDaisyXNov 7
When will Tesla finally flip the switch on Unsupervised FSD? Weโ€™ve watched FSD evolve from update to update. The progress is incredible and I think the day we can get into our Teslas, enter a destination, and let the car handle the entire drive without supervision. Are we talking 2027โ€ฆ2028? Sooner?
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Being on Twitter these days is like watching stuff films on the dark web.
ุฃ. ุฑุงูƒุงู† (@Hopeet_t13) profile pictureุฃ. ุฑุงูƒุงู†
@Hopeet_t13Nov 7
ุญุงุฏุซ ู…ุฃุณุงูˆูŠ ูˆู…ุคู„ู… ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณโ˜ข๏ธ ู„ู‚ูŠ ุฃุญุฏ ุงู„ุนู…ุงู„ ู…ุตุฑุนู‡ ุฅุซุฑ ุณู‚ูˆุทู‡ ู…ู† ุงู„ุณู„ู… ุงู„ุฌุงู†ุจูŠ ู„ุฎุฒุงู† ู…ุฎุตุต ู„ุชุฎุฒูŠู† ุงู„ู…ูˆุงุฏ ุงู„ูƒูŠู…ูŠุงุฆูŠุฉ ู„ูŠุณู‚ุท ุฏุงุฎู„ ุฎุฒุงู† ูŠุญุชูˆูŠ ุนู„ู‰ ุญู…ุถ ุงู„ูƒุจุฑูŠุชูŠูƒ ุนุงู„ูŠ ุงู„ุชุฑูƒูŠุฒ ูˆู‡ูˆ ู…ู† ุฃุดุฏ ุงู„ุฃุญู…ุงุถ ุชุขูƒู„ุงู‹ ูˆุฎุทูˆุฑุฉ. ุญุงุฏุซุฉ ู…ุคู„ู…ุฉ ุชุณู„ุท ุงู„ุถูˆุก ุนู„ู‰ ุฎุทูˆุฑุฉ ุงู„ุนู…ู„ ููŠ ุงู„ู…ู†ุดุขุช ุงู„ูƒูŠู…ูŠุงุฆูŠุฉ ูˆุฃู‡ู…ูŠุฉ ุชุทุจูŠู‚ ุฃุนู„ู‰ ู…ุนุงูŠูŠุฑ ุงู„ุณู„ุงู…ุฉ ุงู„ู…ู‡ู†ูŠุฉ ู„ุญู…ุงูŠุฉ ุฃุฑูˆุงุญ ุงู„ุนุงู…ู„ูŠู†. ๐Ÿ’€ ๐Ÿฅ€
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JDubbYa (@JohnWhiteGlobal) profile pictureJDubbYa@JohnWhiteGlobalNov 8
Replying to @Two23siX
@Two23siX
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This looked like individual candies but was really one big candy that you had to break the pieces off to eat.
๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ AP ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ (@JWe9378) profile picture๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ AP ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ
@JWe9378Nov 7
Anyone remember eating this candy?
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Replying to @nickshirleyy
@nickshirleyy has a sniper in his security team? ๐Ÿ˜ณ
WWG1WGA๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธโ™ฅ๏ธ (@WWG1WGA_QQ) profile pictureWWG1WGA๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธโ™ฅ๏ธ
@WWG1WGA_QQNov 7
๐Ÿšจ HOLY CRAP! An Antifa thug threatened to โ€œsmokeโ€ reporter Nick Shirley in Portland, so a DHS sniper aimed a laser sight directly at the thugโ€™s chest The Antifa clown then got spooked and backed off. He was almost served the ultimate FAFO!
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The entire world runs on theft from working White American families.
Vlad (@VladTheInflator) profile pictureVlad
@VladTheInflatorNov 7
The entire United States runs on theft from working White American families
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