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Gonna use this as a master thread for every patriotic-themed consumer product I see through Independence Day
please send me tips
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Yeah, NGL part of the "affordability crisis" is the ever-increasing incline on the hedonic treadmill that's set by social media. Everyone is ogling conspicuous consumption and feeling inadequate.
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Iran designates Argentina's navy and air force as 'terrorist organizations' reut.rs/4sTR6WZ
still blows my mind they're blowing up Château des Cannibales with the same aircraft @houstonpolice uses to chase crackheads
this is, what, day 4? 5?
Have you considered that just because a hot guy wants to commit to me doesn't mean I want to commit?
This guy did something unacceptable to me. Then he would not let me leave his apartment because he wanted to talk it out.
I said I was so mad I would stab him if he were anyone else and that he needed to let me leave. He said, "If you walk out that door, this relationship is over!"
And I walked out the door. The point is I will not accept misogyny from men in my life, especially if I'm sleeping with them.
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I don't think they really hate the latter
I think they're just so far removed from the concept of a fee for service that the idea of doing this one thing for a certain amount of money is utterly foreign to them
they see a bunch of patients and do a bunch of stuff, and a couple weeks later they get an aggregated check from Blue Cross
talk to a boob-job doc
he is keenly aware that this tiddy he's sculpting will be a set of golf clubs
this is a Jerrod Wardwell and John Wayne Ferguson story
it has weird and dumb stuff in it
this is because it is the policy of the Houston Chronicle not to edit online stories
seriously
"crusie ship"
"crusie terminal"
"5-800 passenger"
A housekeeper was the first to sound alarm about the alleged killing, an affidavit states. The suspect, Jason Leon Watford of Tyler, made his first court appearance on Tuesday afternoon. houstonchronicle.com/news/ho…
that's wild, because the Heritage Foundation gave the exact same rankings on the Shittiest Possible Climates rankings
The @ManhattanInst has just released their 2026 College Rankings!
Looking for a college with a strong curriculum that encourages genuine debate, prioritizes education over activism, and actually prepares students for real-world success?
First place: @UTAustin
Last place: @oberlincollege
See the full list:
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Imagine thinking you've read the trashiest thing you'll see all month only for it to be immediately out-trashed
"Develompent"
this is obviously a @marissaluck7 story
she's sloppy and unedited
let's take a look
An 1,130-acre Katy community backed by billionaire Jeffery Hildebrand and Johnson Develompent is getting bigger, with nearly 500 new homesites and a new 20-acre amenity center. houstonchronicle.com/busines…
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"A combination of improvements to local roads and the new amenity complex will continue to attract homebuyers to Grange, Rice said."
yes, that's what the press release said
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