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A nice boy who is having fun on his first twitter account. Has never violated ToS.

England My England
Joined September 2021
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Do you want over 5000 words and *no* appreciable insight? GOOD NEWS! I finally wrote a piece about going to wigmore hall. open.substack.com/pub/coppin…
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Went for a walk without an umbrella. Just walked past a herd of cows. Every single one sitting down.
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Ive just realised that between the talk fireplace and the angle that photo made me look weirdly short lol
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Just lost best-of-three cribbage pairs family match in straight games. Me and my grandad versus my dad and my cousin. Didnt even get on to the home straight in the second. Thems the breaks.
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Ignore the face, physique etc, i am happy with the fit
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Good evening, Friday evening
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Always whingeing about something this guy
you got To Give What You Give by the Free Radicals is an evil song. I’m sorry. It sounds like they rewrote Heroes for college kids in the 2000s. It has the dynamics of a Home Depot. It’s insipid and annoying and probably has mind control tracks hidden in the stereo mix
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If you look at Vinted after midnight they give you access to the fucked feed
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Need an opposite for "yer bird" posting
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Nice and easy
misogyny checkpoint: what’s the first tweet that shows up when you search “women” on your page ?
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Sometimes you ruthlessly criticise all that exists and come around to the conclusion that the middle classes of southern england were completely correct.
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This post sponsored by the concept of "going to a cotton traders outlet"
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Anyway time to put on my cotton traders x guinness collab shirt and go pub
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The definitive edition of F.W. Murnau's SUNRISE, restored by San Francisco Film Preserve, is coming to 4K UHD and Blu-ray Disc in early 2027!
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On the one hand, most of the replies to this are written in such a way as to immediately mark their authors as stupid and insufferable. On the other hand the piece misuses "let alone" in the subhead, so its impossible to say who's in the right.
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Or maybe it doesnt misuse it and the author just has a completely backwards conception of engaging with film from my own. Also while i was typing the tweet i literally watched a rainbow fade outside my window from visible to barely there to gone, which feels distressingly apt
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Being in the passenger seat for a while will have you googling questions you had never even imagined before
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I understand why warner had to pull Body Count's Cop Killer off their first album tbh. That pre-chorus drum fill is not safe for just anyone. youtube.com/watch?v=LH8gUhDd…
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Showed it to a hardcore fan who hadnt heard it before and got the nastiest stank face youve ever seen
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Fontaines would never get remixed like this tbh youtube.com/watch?v=-gBqNjYp…
telling kids this is Fontaines DC.
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Covid will triple-platinum discogs classic along with the mylo remix of somebody told me and the tracy young remix of whenever, wherever
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🚨 NEW: Blackpool, Milton Keynes, Sheffield and Wrexham have been shortlisted for the UK City of Culture 2029
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Lex walton does seem to be the epitome of can dish it out but cant take it
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Slowdive are fascist because they sound nice but also dont you dare be mean to me because my hands were cold and i was tired that day and and and
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YOU WOULD BE UNABLE TO KILL A YAK WITH MIND BULLETS BECAUSE THEIR INNER WORLD IS FAR VASTER THAN OURS
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Trying to eat better so bought a box of cereal on way into work yesterday. As a result no breakfast stop today meant my walk from fenchurch to office only took 29 mins instead of 30. So no vitality points. Feel like ive been scammed.
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