Fiction/quest/short story writer, prolific shitposter. My stories (Google Drive:) https://xitter.twitterapi.xyz/t.co/YiAXpq9ylp s*bst*ck: @aerogreekactual
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for my part all the people I expected to troon out have trooned out in exactly the way I expected them to
Watching all these "right wing posters" and "influencers" suddenly attack each other over some petty grievance that stretched back years is really despicable; this is why the right loses, is destined to lose and probably deserves to lose.
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... listen, he's making some great points and clearly speaking from experience here so
男娘的屁眼和女人的屁眼，摸上去、操进去、射完拔出来，差别大得很，不是一回事。
女人那菊花，天生就在阴道旁边，中间隔着一层肉膜，你手指一伸进去，能感觉到旁边那条软软的阴道壁在轻轻动。操的时候，如果你鸡巴够粗，还能带着阴道一起抽动，里面又湿又滑，屁眼本身反而没那么“死”。很多女人平时不练，屁眼会比较紧，但因为旁边有阴道和子宫的牵扯，松紧度会随月经周期、高潮状态变化，有时候突然一缩一缩的，像在主动咬你。射进去的精液，有时候会顺着会阴流到阴道口，或者她自己用手指一抠就带出来。
男娘的屁眼就完全不一样。男娘是男的，后面只有直肠和前列腺，没有阴道。你鸡巴插进去，首先撞的是前列腺那块硬硬的肉核。那玩意儿一被顶到，男娘会猛地抖一下，腰一软，前面那根小肉棒自己就翘起来流水。屁眼本身因为没有旁边的阴道撑着，肉壁更“实”，操进去的时候感觉更像在往一条直直的肠子里钻，阻力感更明显。很多男娘会自己用假阳具或者手指扩，扩开之后松是松，但一收就死死箍住，没有女人那种“旁边还有个洞在帮忙缓冲”的感觉。射精的时候，精液是直接灌进直肠里的，拔出来会带出一股浓精混着肠液，味道更冲。
总结就一句话：女人的屁眼是“旁边有个逼在陪着一起爽”，男娘的屁眼是“自己扛着前列腺被干到腿软”。一个是双洞联动，一个是纯后面被操到前列腺高潮，爽法完全不同。你要是喜欢又紧又会自己缩的，男娘那玩意儿往往更带劲；要是喜欢又湿又软、还能蹭到旁边那条缝的，还是女人更舒服。
反正都是菊花，一个是带阴道的，一个是带前列腺的，自己选。
THE ENTIRE ILLIAD HAPPENS BECAUSE SOME BITCHES GET JEALOUS OVER WHO GETS A GOLDEN APPLE
THE ENTIRE STORY REQUIRES YOU TO ROTATE A PHOTOREALISTIC 3D APPLE IN YOUR MIND AND THEN PAINT IT LIKE TRUMP GOING HAM IN THE WHITE HOUSE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
reminds me of the fucking faggot who claimed that ancient people didn't love their children, only to have inscriptions from Pompeii rammed down his throat, including dedications to a deceased child, a man mourning his pet dog, and two men graffiti'ing how they'd be best bros 4eva
In Homer's Iliad, we rarely encounter the original Greek word for 'I' or much that refers to internal thought or decision-making. bit.ly/4C1lZgk
In this challenging article, cultural theorist Brian J. McVeigh agrees with Princeton psychologist Julian Jaynes' claim that the Homeric Greeks had no internal life or self-awareness.
ALT An illustration of four ancient Greek warriors in combat attire, with spears and shields. Text above reads: "iai news. Homer's Greeks had no inner life: Why consciousness may be younger than the pyramids.
and then there's writers
I can't tell you how funny it is when the haters come after me and somehow whiff
if you take aim at a writer's self-loathing and miss, that's like throwing a rock and missing the fucking GROUND
you have to yeet it into ORBIT
put some PEPPER innit
As a country boy the wisdom of this story has been growing more clear to me the older I get.
関西の田舎町。
住宅街に小さいパン屋があった
関西人のパン屋が美味しそうなパンを焼いていた
そのパンはなんとも美味そうだ。
それを見た関東人旅行者は、「すばらしいパンだね。どれくらいの時間、パン焼きをしていたの」 と尋ねた。
すると関西人は「そんなに長い時間じゃないよ」と答えた。
関東人が「もっとパン焼きをしていたら、もっとパンが売れたんだろうね。おしいなあ」と言うと、関西人は、自分と自分の家族が食べるにはこれで十分だと言った。
「それじゃあ、あまった時間でいったい何をするの」関東人が聞くと、関西人は、「日が昇る前にパンを焼く、店が終わったら子どもと遊んで、女房とシエスタして。
夜になったら友達と一杯やって、ギターを弾いて、歌をうたって…ああ、これでもう一日終わりだね」
すると関東人はまじめな顔で関西人に向かってこう言った。
「トーキョー・ダイガクでＭＢＡを取得した人間として、きみにアドバイスしよう。
いいかい、きみは毎日、もっと長い時間、パンを焼くべきだ。それで東京にも出店する。お金が貯まったら大きなお店を出す。そうすると売上高は上がり、儲けも増える。その儲けで店舗を２、３と増やしていくんだ。やがて大パン屋ができるまでね。
そうしたらうんたらかんたら。きみはシンジュクのオフィスビルから企業の指揮をとるんだ」
関西人は尋ねた。
「そうなるまでにどれくらいかかるのかね」
「２０年、いやおそらく２５年でそこまでいくね」
「それからどうなるの」
「それから？ そのときは本当にすごいことになるよ」
関東人はにんまりと笑い、
「今度は株を売却して、きみは億万長者になるのさ」
「それで？」
「そうしたら引退して、海岸近くの小さな村に住んで、日が高くなるまでゆっくり寝て、 日中は釣りをしたり、子どもと遊んだり、奥さんとシエスタして過ごして、夜になったら友達と一杯やって、ギターを弾いて、歌をうたって過ごすんだ。 どうだい。すばらしいだろう」
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To all my Japanese bros who were concerned about piracy: this fellow has been writing his story for free, in exchange for only donations, for a while now. He just said that "you know, if I got enough donations, I could stop working three jobs and write full time."
His readers put up the money.
Please believe me when I say we really do care about our creators.
Middle school? Fascinating. Someone took a picture of me once in middle school. It's still circulating as an /x/ copypasta
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Post it for the tenth time and do not retreat. Ahem.
"At approximately five-twenty in the morning, Chapman recovers and begins to engage the enemy."
youtu.be/3oKMjTqdTYo?t=305
Link to original post for the Japanese bros so it will auto-translate.
Some of the HUD elements are called "Adam" and "Eve." This image: "It comes from a CHristian word meaning the Gospel and its supposed to bring blessings. It actually has to do with Greek. I chose the name because it sounds complicated."
Standing on the shoulders of giants in the mecha genre our man is, here.
Or maybe he's returning to the roots. You'll have to try it to see!
xitter.twitterapi.xyz/planefag/status/195955…
Finally tried this psycopath's demo. First impressions:
1. First time I've felt like I'm in an actual mech since Mechwarrior 3.
2. Cockpit feels incredibly real in that it's full of instrumentation and there is no fucking way to understand any of it. Manual? Fuck you. You're a North Elbonian who just got their hands on a MiG-21 and you can't speak Soviet. Dear Leader wants results. Fuck you.
3. Everything about this demo just screams "fuck you, fuck your mother, fuck you, why are you even playing this, eat shit and die." An open hostility towards legibility. It pops a squat over your expectations of accommodation and shits right into its face. It channels the experience of the Elbonian pilot first trying to read the Soviet manual written in Cryllic letters. The characters are familiar but the words are wild. Like an English-speaker trying to spell French loanwords.
tl;dr this game is coded by a literal paint-huffing psychopath who should be restrained for the safety of all mankind.
Rating: 11/10 cannot wait to give this motherfucker some bucks 🦌
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