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5'9" but plays like a 6-footer. Husband. Heavily influenced by humor, stories of survival, and claiming "been there done that."

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Joined July 2023
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#NationalBeagleDay Buddy in his bed unaware it's a National Beagle Holiday.
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The left really went immediately from “we can’t cancel a multi millionaire comedian for openly gloating over the brutal murder of a young father” to “we must cancel these random white girls for making noises into a ring camera for three seconds.” These are not serious people.
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The WSJ is pure trash.
A mutated strain of influenza is helping fuel an early start to the flu season, prompting experts to urge Americans to get their shots ASAP. Positive flu tests for this time of year have hit highs not seen in a decade, according to CDC data. Read more: on.wsj.com/48IMYzH
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Having to explain this to Democrats is a reason to never vote for Democrats. They can't be helped.
George Floyd was a drug addled violent criminal hobo who died of a drug overdose and then was venerated as a literal saint while leftists burned down entire city blocks in revenge. Charlie Kirk was a political commentator who never committed any crimes and was gunned down on camera while speaking peacefully in front of an audience, and nobody responded by rioting or committing any acts of violence or reprisals anywhere at all. So, no, joking about George Floyd is not the same as joking about Charlie Kirk. The two men, and the circumstances around their deaths, and the subsequent reactions, have no resemblance at all. There is no comparison except that they both died, and that's it. Anyone trying to draw this moral equivalency is lying or stupid or both. And any conservative claiming that we have to tolerate the Charlie jokes because we criticized George Floyd is a submissive cucked shill and should be disregarded on this issue and every other.
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In other words, from now on, when someone invokes the term *“democracy” in a political argument, I will no longer tremble before the enormity of their political virtue, nor bow in reverence to their implied superior humanity. I will smell a rat.
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I don't think this one was on the affordability list.
NEW U.S. SENATOR: “THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IS MANDATE THOSE VACCINES”  “Your right to swing your fist ends where my face starts, right? And your right to choose not to get vaccinated ends where the breath that you're breathing out of your lungs is now going into my nostrils.” “We have a responsibility to protect people from the unvaccinated.”  Will you comply?
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I've heard this a lot from my Greenland friends.
Replying to @exjon
BTW, the massive GOP loss can be traced to one policy failure: not appointing me the Grand Vizier of Greenland.
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“You can't get mad at people for having the financial literacy of a 9 year old. I mean, you can, but they outnumber you a million to one, so it's not going to be productive.”
We're in a new era of communication, and only one side seems to be living in it. The old guard consultant class is about to be relegated to the dustbin of history. If you think that high prices lost the election for the right, you don't understand marketing. Humans have no problem paying a premium for a good quality brand. Notice the word "brand", not "product". Are Nikes better than New Balance? Nope. But the brand is better. And notice what happened when they tinkered with the brand and screwed their core narrative? Nike stock fell through the basement. Did the product change? Nope. The brand did. It's not the product, it's the brand. Results don't sell the product, the storytelling does. Will these newly-elected commies lower prices? Of course not. Are they gonna get you free healthcare? No, your insurance is gonna get even worse, just like it did the last time they tried socialized medicine. They're not going to do anything they've sold you, but...like Saul Goodman said: if you're committed enough, you can make any story work. The committed storytelling of a couple insane podcasters was enough to fracture an entire political coalition from their own side in less than 2 years...they have zero power, zero credibility, they've never actually governed anything nor produced any results, but...they're good storytellers, and that's all that matters. Are they telling a good story? No, it's atrocious, but they're telling their atrocious story effectively and compellingly. It is 100% true that everything's too damn expensive, and we all know that inflated prices are always sticky. Does anyone know that it's entirely the result of shutting down the global economy over the flu and (both naive republicans and democrats) printing infinity dollars for several years? Nope...because nobody has effectively told that story, and it's an unsexy story to tell. "Free stuff!" is a VERY easy story to tell, and when everyone's gotta take out a second mortgage just to pay their insurance premiums, "free healthcare" is an unbeatable story. It doesn't matter that "free healthcare" doesn't exist and socialized medicine is a terrible product...it's not the product, it's the brand. And "FREE!" is a great brand. You can't get mad at people for having the financial literacy of a 9 year old. I mean, you can, but they outnumber you a million to one, so it's not going to be productive. You need to figure out how to make an unsexy story sexy, or else the "free stuff!" crowd is going to eat your lunch every time. If you give people a choice between earning a six pack on a treadmill or taking Ozempic, they're gonna choose Ozempic...they don't care about the side effects. If you give people a choice between fiscal discipline or free stuff...guess what they'll pick? They don't care about the side effects. With projected growth of 5%, the economy right now is stronger than it's been in generations. Is that the story you hear? Nope. Is that the vibe you feel? Absolutely not, especially when every time you fill up your gas tank, it feels like a diesel enema. It's not the product, it's the brand. A great product can fall into oblivion with bad messaging...a single bad review from one effective storyteller can tank a restaurant. The "influencer economy" is lucrative for a reason; everybody inherently understands the importance of effective storytelling...except the right. Zohran Mamdani gets it...he has an army of influencers on staff. In a perfect metaphor of this transitional phase of old guard vs new wave political messaging, Zohran nuked the Vice President into oblivion with maybe the biggest ratio in the history of the internet. By simply posting the subway assistant meme, Mamdani got 2 MILLION likes, quoting a post from the VP that had only 10K likes. If you're reading that sentence thinking "this is fucking ridiculous, you're talking about social media likes as political analysis now?"...you are the problem. Yes, this stuff matters. Rizz matters. The President did a masterful job of this kind of retail politics in his historic 2024 campaign...you can be angry that this is what politics has been reduced to, but you can either adapt or die. "No the problem is, you didn't deliver enough for the American people!" Are you a moron? Since when does anybody care about that? What have democrats delivered for Californians in the last 20 years? Unmitigated wildfires, homeless drug zombies everywhere, roads that look like Fallujah in 2004...people don't care about results. They think they care about results. That want you to believe they care about results, just as Nike wants you to believe their shoes are better than New Balance...but at the end of the day, all people really care about is the swoosh. Adapt or die.
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Great take.
As a political animal I think Vance possesses huge talent -- far more than any Democrat. BUT -- IMO he's still too young and inexperienced. Presidents should be in their 50s -- they should have lived a "life" and gained the benefit of wisdom through experience. He's in the next generation of GOP leaders. He has a VERY young family. He should put their needs first -- and small children should not live their formative years in the bubble of the White House and Secret Service protection. Vance was not in politics and had only 2 years in the Senate when Trump picked him. He has talent. But talent put to use upon a foundation of experience is always better than just talent alone.
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I think today is an important day to remember a lot of hyperbolic commentators swore the midterms were not going to happen.
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And go back to playing only college students. This would make it easier for the NFL to install a minor league system.
Replying to @ClayTravis
This is the move Clay
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El-Sayed recently mocked Hegseth's athletic ability.
Abdul El-Sayed is really really athletic
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All of the people complaining about Data Centers should abandoned all of their digital devices, now.
A first-grader left school asking her mom, "is the building on fire?" It was exhaust from backup diesel generators. There are 11 data centers within half a mile of her elementary school. Near the school there are as many as 264 generators. One running at full capacity puts out more pollution than 118 big-rig trucks. 🧵
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Replying to @tslryn
Elon Musk's haters live in echo chambers. They cant hear or see or read any of the facts you have presented... Similar to sitting down and presenting facts to a tree.
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Let's change lunchtime to Hammer Time.
Apparently telling people to pack a sandwich was controversial… I’d like to address that.
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Repost if you wish @rickygervais would host another awards show.
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No Kings?
🚨 BREAKING: Less than 24 HOURS after Brazil's stolen presidential election, tyrant Supreme Court Justice Alexandre de Moraes has ordered Flávio Bolsonaro to surrender his passports and BANNER him from leaving the country The persecution has begun 😡 Federal Police ambushed Flavio in the middle of the street as he left his father Jair Bolsonaro's house-arrest residence in Brasília to serve the order Flavio confirmed Moraes actually signed the order SUNDAY NIGHT right after the election results were announced — right as Flavio was preparing to legally challenge the vote! First they put Jair Bolsonaro under house arrest, then they extended voting hours mid-election, and the very next morning they trap his son inside the country! THIS IS WHAT SOCIALISM BRINGS
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This could still be true once the blue states secede to become communist nations.
Happy birthday to this future president.
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It's a good thing that the LBTQers are not violent.
Some might say getting flipped off, having my phone knocked out of my hand and getting beer thrown on me was hostile. But I think that was just Thorns fans' way of saying, "We love your work!"
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Replying to @C_3C_3
It was actually 2022 when Democrats started hating @elonmusk. xitter.twitterapi.xyz/elonmusk/status/152699…
In the past I voted Democrat, because they were (mostly) the kindness party. But they have become the party of division & hate, so I can no longer support them and will vote Republican. Now, watch their dirty tricks campaign against me unfold … 🍿
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