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Reporter @thefp

Joined May 2019
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🚨🚨Everyone stop what you’re doing: A random interracial couple has triggered the insecurities of a stranger on the internet! 🚨🚨
I was so excited to see him as a Black openly gay male pro wrestler working for a major promotion. Because there isn't many. Then I saw that he was a snow bunny chaser and I said nevermind. 😮‍💨😒
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“Cairo was born in Nassau in 2007, homeschooled, and taught herself advanced mathematics largely alone after finishing calculus online by age 11.” Even in their most successful examples the parents still aren’t doing anything lol
Imagine the talent that could be unlocked if more parents homeschooled.
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I went to the “these 🥷s broke into the free condom vending machine” school and even I know the City Journal College Rankings are stupid
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Come on man
College rankings are broken. We're doing it the right way. Introducing: City Journal's 2026 College Rankings! collegerankings.city-journal…
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Like it’s fine so far as Florida public universities go (and I went to a worse one, so I should know) but I don’t even think UF grads would claim this lol
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Oh she’s running
Very fun scooplet: AOC delivered a UMich-themed Diet Coke tower to Debbie Dingell this afternoon Dingell was pretty much running on Diet Coke during the campaign cycle
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Quietly applauding the obstinate and brazen disregard for the definition of asexual demonstrated here.
He started doing OF and took the Dad and Husband titles out of his bio, I get it but still the fantasy is gone for me knowing he’s straight and married with a kid
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First and last time I’ve ever seen myself represented in politics. Rip to a real one. 🪦🙏
In memory of Lauren Boebert’s last day in Congress, enjoy this video of her ripping a vape, giving her date a hand job, and being kicked out of a theater.
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Gonna need the Transgender community to refrain from clocky-fying MY name, yall stick to Juniper and Luna and Jax and Socks or whatever. Yall have taken enough!
Pismo Beach mayoral candidate screams at autistic transgender kid, brands her 'sin to God:' report trib.al/o832hiW
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*Taken mostly from household pets and anime characters but let’s keep it that way shall we?
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If you’re an ambitious young republican who wants to climb the ranks of the GOP and you HAVEN’T been accused of being complicit in a sex abuse scandal yet, you better get out there. If you ain’t complicit, GET COMPLICIT. SEE SOMETHING, SAY NOTHING!
Rep. Jim Jordan (R-OH) has been elected House Minority Leader. Jordan, a staunch Trump ally and founding member of the ultraconservative House Freedom Caucus, will lead House Republicans following their defeat in the 2026 midterms.
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stuck first W. Bush administration in every respect imaginable lol
Folks, I have spent literally the entire day trying to get someone at AOL to unlock my email. For the last eight hours, I have been told that the issue has been escalated to supervisors who would contact me. I haven't heard a thing. You would think that, since I'm one of the last human beings on the face of the Earth still using AOL, they would take care of this. You'd be wrong. So, once this gets resolved, hopefully before the next presidential election, I'm dropping them. (I kept them this long out of convenience, but now I have no reason to keep them.) I'll see you on the radio at 6 p.m., at which time I will address this further.
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Cucked by partisanship! Speak your mind!
It did not take long for @RobSandIA to betray his campaign promise that he won’t do culture war stuff. This is his new chief of staff.
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I remember watching the results come in live and after they called it for Trump there was a live feed of Hillary Clinton’s hotel window on the news like they were waiting for her to jump
Hillary Clinton supporters begin to cry as it becomes clear a Trump victory is now very likely.
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They cost like 30 cents to make lol. America has been so cucked and abused by the thugs at Panera Bread that we’ve come to believe that selling a grilled cheese for less than $9 is basically an act of charity
George Lucas and his wife Mellody Hobson sell grilled cheese sandwiches at $2 in their museum so no visitor goes hungry. Hobson grew up poor and unable to afford items on school field trips, so she made sure no kid would have to go through the same.
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This is part of my years long jihad against Panera so if you’re here to defend George Lucas don’t bother. This was never about him
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I personally believe that voters prefer democrats to fully lib out in this manner because it feels more authentic. People in red states see someone like this and think of their fedposting hicklib uncle on Facebook, which is a familiar archetype whereas “gee golly i just love bipartisanship and think a lot of republicans are a-okay actually” is not a person that people actually encounter in real life very often.
Richard Ojeda ran a campaign where he called to arrest republicans in an R+15 district and he won
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He’s like Stalker Sarah for Americans of Political Import
Two patriots saving western civilization
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May God/Allah/Hashem CONTINUE to CURSE this annoying ass bloodline
There’s an effort underway to erode black political power in this country by blocking the election of the first-ever African American Speaker of the House.
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Labor: Howard Schultz 😔🔫
Interesting fact here, according to Axios Biden was offered Secretary of State by the Clinton team during pre transition talks
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I guess tbf this was before he started openly busing unions but like…come on man.
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Republicans will propose shit like this before actually having a conversation about why it is that they can’t single a single urban county in the whole country.
This is exactly why we need a state level electoral college system. No more having a couple largely populated areas overrun small communities with zero voice. The issues we faced when creating the Const with states disparities, we are now seeing internally at a state level.
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GOP losing Texas because they couldn’t think of anything better than this
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No they aren’t. They’re being governed by someone who won a statewide election. Their vote counted just as much as the biggest lib in Brooklyn’s did.
Rural conservatives in deep-blue states are effectively governed without consent. In New York, Republicans win most counties yet still lose statewide by 20 points because dense urban and suburban voters in New York City and its suburbs cast the decisive ballots and vote overwhelmingly Democratic. The result is that rural and upstate communities pay the taxes, live under the regulations, and absorb the costs set by politicians they consistently reject. Same story in California and Illinois. Population density has become a veto over the rest of the state.
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