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Automation Engineer. Taken. Politically homeless. Unabashed Disney adult. Most people are good.

Los Angeles
Joined November 2008
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Heard the helicopters overhead, wondering what happened. 💔💔💔
BREAKING: Three people have died and at least three others have been taken to the hospital in critical condition after an SUV crashed onto the sidewalk near a Metro station in Los Angeles, authorities said. Read more: abcnews.link/mPgROfJ
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BREAKING: California voters just passed Prop 37. Buyers of newly built homes can now put down 3% instead of 20%. How: the state lends you the other 17% as a second mortgage, funded by up to $25 billion in bonds. On an $800,000 home that's $24,000 down instead of $160,000.
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Headed out to vote
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This was something special
Captain Jean-Luc Picard’s first ‘Star Trek: The Next Generation’ (September 1987)
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Fox: Why are you here this morning? Trump rally attendee: Well, in the late 70s, I was a little too young to go to South America for the Jonestown Massacre. But this is as close as I'll ever get, so that's why I'm here. There's nothing like seeing a cult right up front.
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For the first time ever, Milwaukee is on top of the baseball world. Enjoy the taste of victory.
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You earned it! Congratulations!!
A MOMENT THAT WILL LIVE IN BASEBALL IMMORTALITY
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Well earned! Congratulations!!!
THE MILWAUKEE BREWERS ARE 2026 WORLD SERIES #CHAMPIONS! (MLB x @BudweiserUSA)
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LA drivers are fucking idiots 🫩 that person really drove on the opposite side of the road, wtf 😭
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If only there was some type of living organism that could step in to teach people how to draw. I wonder if there are any humans with such a skill…
Olaf Draws has been drawing a blank, struggling with extended downtime and B-mode since it debuted last month. While we enjoy the experience, it's tough to plan around right now, and we'd like to see Disney make a small change to help guests 🔗 blogmickey.com/2026/10/strug…
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Whether it’s Barack Obama putting Dijon mustard on a hamburger or Donald Trump bringing millions of Ukrainians to the brink of starvation, both men have made unorthodox food choices.
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"This is it as a player, that was my last game played, that was the last time I put these cleats on and this uniform on as a player..." Miguel Rojas shares his thoughts on playing the final game of his career.
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IN WHAT WORLD DO YOU TELL PEOPLE THE FLIGHT HAS BEEN DELAYED, THEN MOVE IT BACK TO THE ORIGINAL TIME WITH FIFTEEN MINUTES NOTICE
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Walk under a wing, smell the jet fuel and exhaust, admire an engine, board through the back door
Will I really never be able to collect my baggage outside again? I might cry.
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Congratulations to the legendary The Smoke House Restaurant on celebrating 80 incredible years in Burbank! Since 1946, this iconic Burbank landmark has welcomed Hollywood stars, generations of Burbank families, and visitors from near and far, becoming a beloved part of Burbank’s history ❤️ Cheers to the next 80 years! 📍Smoke House Restaurant 4420 Lakeside Dr
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This guy built a squirrel city with over 1,000 homes, complete with cameras to capture what they get up to including hugging and “kissing” their loved ones in the privacy of their own homes.
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CLAIM: The ICE agents wore construction vests and masks that concealed their faces. There was no reasonable way to identify them as ICE agents. FACT: Cleopatra lived closer in time to the launch of the iPhone than to the construction of the Great Pyramid of Giza.
Replying to @DHSgov
CLAIM: The ICE agents wore construction vests and masks that concealed their faces. There was no reasonable way to identify them as ICE agents. FACT: This illegal alien was the subject of a targeted enforcement action. What makes someone a target for immigration enforcement is whether or not they are illegally in the U.S.
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What people don’t realize is that isn’t just unique for America it’s unique on the planet. Southern California and LA particularly are complete freaks of nature. Not natural anywhere else on earth.
Imagine having 350+ days of comfortable weather every year.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Southern California and LA have a Mediterranean climate with many mild sunny days, but this type is not unique to the planet and also occurs in the Mediterranean Basin, central Chile, southwestern Australia and South Africa’s Cape region. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mediterra… nytimes.com/2022/09/01/us/… climateseeker.com/best/mediterra…
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