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theo luminati πŸ‘οΈβ€πŸ—¨οΈβ–²

@theoluminati

illuminati-affiliated propagandist

 Long Island, NY, USA
Joined December 2023
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πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ Melon the Michigan Socialist 🌹 (@3prog4u) profile picture
πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ Melon the Michigan Socialist 🌹@3prog4u12h
Mississippi is like: Mississippi Senate: 761 new votes from Adolf Hitler County πŸ”΅ Colom: +755 πŸ”΄ Hyde-Smith: +5 βšͺ Pinkins: +1 Colom nets 749 votes, expanding his statewide lead to 8,785 at 99.999999937% in. The race is still uncalled.
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Sami Gold (@souljagoyteller) profile picture
Sami Gold
@souljagoyteller10h
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Dan Bostic (@danbostic) profile pictureDan Bostic
@danbostic21h
Vivek is gone. Just straight up left. β€œAccount is not actively managed.” πŸ˜‚
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NikolajπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ (@nikicaga) profile picture
NikolajπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ
@nikicaga9h
Mailing in your ballot from a military base across the world to vote for the fake Dan Sullivan
umichvoter (@umichvoter) profile pictureumichvoter
@umichvoter10h
Overseas absentee ballots in ALASKA πŸ”΅ Mary Peltola 123 votes (95%) πŸ”΄ Dan Sullivan 4 votes (3%) βšͺ️ Dan Sullivan Jr. 1 vote (1%)
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Pepper (@biskettwins) profile picture
Pepper@biskettwinsNov 10
maga in 2025: you fuckers made a radical out of me.... you have no idea what's coming maga in 2026:
MagaMeg (@magameg31) profile pictureMagaMeg
@magameg31Nov 10
It shouldn’t HAVE to be said in 2026, but here we are… πŸ™„did I miss one??
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Anti-Jungian Aktion (@Carboniferoys) profile picture
Anti-Jungian Aktion@Carboniferoys18h
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primordial soup kitchen (@fernbirg) profile pictureprimordial soup kitchen@fernbirg22h
Fascinated by the random gay guy that’s seemingly the only person allowed to reply to Hillary’s tweets.
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Hero Thousandfaces (they/any) (@1thousandfaces_) profile picture
Hero Thousandfaces (they/any)
@1thousandfaces_17h
I have gained 20 pounds so far this year. There are two paths in front of me. On one, i take tirzepitide and looksmaxx and lose the 20 pounds. On the other path is something I like to call "Orson Welles Mode"
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Kanye East (@FuckedUpYogis) profile picture
Kanye East
@FuckedUpYogis19h
At first I thought it was some racist white guy doing the entire mud shark thing.
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Wajathot Ali (@antifamanchin) profile picture
Wajathot Ali@antifamanchinNov 10
Thanks
News Now (@NewsNowUS) profile pictureNews Now
@NewsNowUSNov 10
MICHIGAN POLL β€” Senate 🟦 Abdul El-Sayed: 50% πŸŸ₯ Mike Rogers: 45% GrayHouse | 500 LV | Oct 19-21
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I genuinely hate this app
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LMAOOOO I WAS JOKING πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”
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I hate to do it but wanye is right here. he didn’t say β€˜most’ men have no one begging them for play, he said β€˜many’, & that’s just objectively true. theres tens of thousands of them on twitter alone
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wanye (@xwanyex) profile picturewanye
@xwanyexNov 9
One of the most obvious things that’s going on with pornography is it that it’s the only place many men have ever seen a woman asking for it, begging for it, saying, β€œI need it, give it to me” and then they have to go back to their girlfriend or wife or whatever who has never once turned them on in this core manner.
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Josiah Sutton 🌹 (@josiahwsutton) profile picture
Josiah Sutton 🌹@josiahwsuttonNov 10
One thing I do like about Pete is he’s always saying stuff that feels like it should be on a t shirt with a wolf or a tough skeleton
Acyn (@Acyn) profile pictureAcyn
@AcynNov 10
Hegseth on his own Impeachment: If they want to come for the warriors, they're going to have to come through me
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I defeated fascism & imperialism by posting the exact same 2017core Leftslop video every time an election has happened in the last 5 years.
James Rehwald (@JamesRehwald) profile pictureJames Rehwald
@JamesRehwaldNov 5
When you defeat fascism & imperialism by voting every two years
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there’s accounts across the political spectrum who counterintuitively either follow me or have me blocked & it kinda seems like politics are not the arbiter of that. it’s something else entirely. people who either are or aren’t going to heaven. I can only assume
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imagine casually firing off a post & it sparks app-wide discourse about your account being sold because you’re not as funny anymore. omg I would leave earth
wint (@dril) profile picturewint
@drilNov 9
"what if ai gets too good" i dont know . Who cares. What if bras and panties get too erotic
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the real answer is that dril is exactly as funny as he’s always been, but his style of humor has been aped & rehashed SO much that it no longer carries a fraction of the punch it used to. Seinfeld effect
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like picture reading a post like this if you have never seen anyone post like this before, if you have only ever seen people post genuinely & earnestly about their lives. he was posting like this in a different world
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Ω…Ψ§ΫŒΨ§ (@ablata_at_alba) profile picture
Ω…Ψ§ΫŒΨ§@ablata_at_albaNov 9
the ideal boyfriend is like that beautiful pampered borzoi that, upon being attacked by an off-leash pit bull, suddenly and unexpectedly tore its throat right out
Bovril-Gesellschaft (@BovrilG) profile pictureBovril-Gesellschaft
@BovrilGNov 9
In a world of Golden Retriever Boyfriends, be a That Breed Of Argentinian Fighting Dog That Died Out Because It Was Literally Too Violent To Have Sex Boyfriend
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Damin Toell (@damintoell) profile picture
Damin Toell
@damintoellNov 10
Time to check my email
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AES–Hinojosa Democrat (@Wellstonecratt) profile picture
AES–Hinojosa Democrat@WellstonecrattNov 10
Hey!
Stupid Lib ET Takes (@BadLibMaps) profile pictureStupid Lib ET Takes@BadLibMapsOct 25
β€œMe drinking won’t affect the baby.” 18 years later:
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