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I bought a LeBron Debut ticket recently, and was messaging with the seller and found out he had actually attended the game.
As a long shot, I asked if he’d write a letter of provenance for me (I know how lame that is).
He was happy to & it makes me enjoy the ticket even more.
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Sam Altman: fuuuuck everyone's mad at me about the RAM comment fuuuuuck
Dario Amodei: fuuuuck we're about to go public we're losing so much money fuuuuck
Jensen Huang:
'Nvidia Jensen Huang Had An Affair With A Chinese Spy' is a headline Luke has tried and failed to be able to make any funnier:
aftermath.site/nvidia-ceo-af…
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I never understood why this iCarly episode became Seinfeld Midway through like which kid was gonna get this reference
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I am scared I will soon not be able to see Mario again. However, I promise that until that day arrives, I will always be here, posting Mario facts. Thank you all so much for your support through the years.
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When I was 13 I was run over by a parade float in a Christmas parade in North Carolina.
While the float was running over my right side, I was pinned down, right side of my face against the asphalt and all I could do with my eyes was lock in on the Santa who was on the float next to me. He watched me in horror as the trailer ran over my leg, stopped above my hip, and then continued on to my upper body, my fingertips exploded.
My brilliant 13 year old mind thought ‘I should just play asleep since everyone is screaming around me’ which made them scream even more because they thought I was dead.
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opening the shell of the claymore to retrieve the delectable claymeats inside
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First trailer for ‘ONE LAST ORDER’.
The documentary follows a drive-thru worker on her final day of work after 34 years. While she expects a quiet farewell, her town has other plans.
Releasing November 24 on Netflix.
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Autistic guy at my CVS got really excited I was purchasing Almond Mounds. Apparently his favorite candy bar. He let me take it for free as “a tip” for being a great customer. I asked him if he would get in trouble for doing that and he’s like yeah they get mad at me for giving stuff away every day
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Thank you for posting about about your dad. I remembered your post and today when it came time. I told my sister to look for these ones at the store for my dad. I think this made a very hard situation just a little bit easier.
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LOVE how she broke that down to her. At the end of the day that lady ain’t give a damn!
She came home at 11:30 at night to find her neighbor's car in her paid parking spot, so she had it towed.
"There's a sign on the wall and a sign on the floor."
Neighbor: "You could have knocked on the door. We stay right next door to each other."
Her: "I don't know you, mama. Seeing you does not mean I know you."
Should she have knocked first, or was the tow fair?
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what do you mean you’re the girl who makes Red Bull drinks on TikTok from the Shoe Carnival stockroom for Halloween
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I saw Patrick Stewart in a play. At intermission, I went around back to smoke. Sir Patrick came out the back doors. I guess he thought I worked there. He came up and asked "do you know how to get back to the stage? My mouth worked before my head and I said "practice"
He laughed.
this is how Americans write at college?? like even if we ignore the AWFUL email the essay/submitted work itself is a mess
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