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l9 @ cic | sr director @ flip media group | jr ceo of htmx | coo @ void labs | web wizard | graphic guru | innovative icon | magical media maven | HR Nightmare

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Joined January 2024
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you guys arent going to believe this. I finally cleaned out the 2000 tabs from opera
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I was bending down and tensed a bit today
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my Healthcare Premium Pro Plus™️ insurance will just cover @specialkdelslay taking me out behind the office and executing me
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does a movie or a youtube video ever stress you guys out and you gotta pause it for a minute to destressify or is it just me
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reminds me about this famous quote from a philosopher "people talk so much shit about me in barbershops, they forget to get they hair cut, okay fair enough"
my FB friends used to periodically get mad about Kanye and post about him. I would defend him but also I would tell them if they really don't like him they should ignore him. Just completely erase his name from out your mouth. They did not, and he eventually became a billionaire
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Replying to @specialkdelslay
@specialkdelslay if the democrats illegalize ai interviews I will vote for them the rest of my life
Damn they’re giving the AI interviewers some personality now (from itsnickreid on TikTok)
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Replying to @jimcramer
@jimcramer can you please tweet that I will never be a billionare
always a tweet.
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imagine a tshirt that says "be patient i have a stustustustu stu stu stuttering pro pro pro pro problem" and then it has a cat picture
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is there some movie where they clone guys but then the original copy dies and so they have to clone clones but the clones of clones have weak dna and they start having tons of issues or was that just a fever dream
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hello kitty bedazzled bug out bag in california is greyman
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suck a thousand titties and they dont call you a titty fetishist but suck a couple toes all of a sudden you are a foot fetishist
i’ll never admit i’m a feet guy, i just appreciate a good arch. god forbid a man notices a trig function. i’m not looking for your co-signs, i’m looking for cosines. now pls step on me.
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rated the most eligible bachelor on the no fly list 2026 thank you all for your votes 🙏
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*ahem* "is this thing on" *taps mic* "so... hundred year mortgages" *crowd erupts into laughter*
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Preppers, are you really going to shoot someone if the shit hits the fan and they're coming to your farm, especially a hungry someone? I do wonder if we could fulfill the prophecy of turning weapons into plowshares and instead give that said person something to do to contribute to the abundance.
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so he refollowed @specialkdelslay and unfollowed @DoDeportations you are a libtard confirmed @specialkdelslay
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Temuzon
Seriously. What the fuck was Amazon thinking with this move. The app looks like a scam now. Can't see shipping details. Get this cheap temu lookin ass shit outta here.
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you need to lean into ram altman like nikita leaned into nikita boar. dont let em know it gets to you
but only because...i actually do want the world to have tons of memory and people to put as much as they want in their computers, and it is fucking annoying that this was taken out of context. i have been arguing for the world to ramp up memory production for a long time.
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i dont have any image gen ai, somebody needs to take a ram and sam altman and combine them to make ram altman like nikita boar. who is building this
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I went into my drafts and realized that @nikitabier honkermaxxed my drafts before he left
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now that the political system is destroyed on both sides i am going to swoop in to become dictator. we are doing 5 guys, zyn, and rhino pills subsidized by the imperium. death penalty for over 3% usery. and we are taking all the houses from corps and distributing to the houseless
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@specialkdelslay do u have anything you want to add to the new social contract?
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