my Healthcare Premium Pro Plus™️ insurance will just cover @specialkdelslay taking me out behind the office and executing me
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does a movie or a youtube video ever stress you guys out and you gotta pause it for a minute to destressify or is it just me
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reminds me about this famous quote from a philosopher
"people talk so much shit about me in barbershops, they forget to get they hair cut, okay fair enough"
Replying to @specialkdelslay
@specialkdelslay if the democrats illegalize ai interviews I will vote for them the rest of my life
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imagine a tshirt that says "be patient i have a stustustustu stu stu stuttering pro pro pro pro problem" and then it has a cat picture
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is there some movie where they clone guys but then the original copy dies and so they have to clone clones but the clones of clones have weak dna and they start having tons of issues or was that just a fever dream
suck a thousand titties and they dont call you a titty fetishist
but suck a couple toes all of a sudden you are a foot fetishist
i’ll never admit i’m a feet guy, i just appreciate a good arch. god forbid a man notices a trig function. i’m not looking for your co-signs, i’m looking for cosines. now pls step on me.
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*ahem*
"is this thing on"
*taps mic*
"so... hundred year mortgages"
*crowd erupts into laughter*
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Preppers, are you really going to shoot someone if the shit hits the fan and they're coming to your farm, especially a hungry someone?
I do wonder if we could fulfill the prophecy of turning weapons into plowshares and instead give that said person something to do to contribute to the abundance.
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so he refollowed @specialkdelslay and unfollowed @DoDeportations
you are a libtard confirmed @specialkdelslay
🚫 @pmarca is no longer following @DoDeportations
Still followed by: @basedmikelee, @palmerluckey
$META
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you need to lean into ram altman like nikita leaned into nikita boar. dont let em know it gets to you
I went into my drafts and realized that @nikitabier honkermaxxed my drafts before he left
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now that the political system is destroyed on both sides i am going to swoop in to become dictator. we are doing 5 guys, zyn, and rhino pills subsidized by the imperium. death penalty for over 3% usery. and we are taking all the houses from corps and distributing to the houseless
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@specialkdelslay do u have anything you want to add to the new social contract?
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