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l9 @ cic | sr director @ flip media group | jr ceo of htmx | coo @ void labs | web wizard | graphic guru | innovative icon | magical media maven | HR Nightmare

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Joined January 2024
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while u have been busy not reading it code there have been some horrific trends happening with new code lately... APIs: compute pressure API: you can now grab thermals, cpu/GPU information, it's available in chromium now Cross storage API (one source to rule them all) bc we have all gone insane, goog has proposed the genius idea of cross storage API, so like CORS but u just share everything with everyone ig (the main motivation is to save big tech money so models don't have to be re downloaded every time, but this has massive security implications..Steiner is still trying to make the crypto hashing API & private token storage a thing & they have been pushing this for a few months now) langs: fb released another demonic language called stylex so every dev can finally have CSS that is strongly typed! newish features in CSS u may not have heard about: :host-context() pseudo class for styling elements in shadow dom. No one knows why this was introduced but it was finally removed from the spec, so you can write @\\container queries :backdrop for some reason exists, it specifies the z element directly beneath a modal Ecma27: Weakmap & weakset are now widely available for ecmascript to dynamically associate state & is memory safe (well, for JS - actually this one is coo but JS coming full circle to 1990s C is funny to me) Also good: the escape() and unescape() methods are now officially dead in EC27. but horrifying they ever existed.
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oh no my dicks too big better put me in jail before i hurt somebody with this giant dong. it鈥檚 a public safety risk somebody do something.
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Replying to @effectfully
Little known fact: Haskell is actually a form of kabbalah Distilled form of ritual suffering to bring you closer to God
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I was rejected from 847 jobs I was told I wasnt good enough I was told my skills were outdated So I did something about it I started my own company It failed in 3 months I am mass in debt now But I learned something valuable Never start a company Agree? 鈾伙笍 Repost to help someone who needs this
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Hey @FrameworkPuter ... if my post gets 10k likes, can you guys send me a semi beast mode diy setup? I'd buy one, but I'm broke atm & my current Asus is complete ass for my workflow.
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Friends don't let friends use Core malware.
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the broke mind virus
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you need to post more
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this guy came to me in my dream last night and told me that iran has weapons of mass destruction
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gpt can actually generate some decent stuff now. @sama what do u think
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computers are a technology that humans were not meant to achieve given to us by fallen angels for our own destruction. im on my luddite fundamentalism shi again. one 2fa too many one error code 1 too many
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The last push the X team did to prod
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POV: you鈥檙e 13 minutes into a Blender tutorial
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I am making it publicy known that in no way, shape or form am I sucidal. I have made this known to my therapist and GP- If something happens to me- in the sake of my family do not let this go away and help me to protect them. Too many evil people want to see me quiteted 馃
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I love my fans (same 3 porn bots that engage w/ my posts)
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Chuck Norris doesn鈥檛 ask ChatGPT for help. ChatGPT asks Chuck Norris for help.
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this is how it felt to write java today
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when the ai bubble pops, all of the skill issue guys should be paraded into the center of town and each resident is allowed one slap on their bare balls
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Replying to @heshie
playstation hot tub
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