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jonny randomseed

@DispairSoftware

l9 @ cic | sr director @ flip media group | jr ceo of htmx | coo @ void labs | web wizard | graphic guru | innovative icon | magical media maven | HR Nightmare

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Joined January 2024
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joonior dev library of lore 📌
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you guys arent going to believe this. I finally cleaned out the 2000 tabs from opera
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you’re gonna need one of those tabs now
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I didnt delete them all at once, I closed them as fast as I could skim the title. about a second per tab, about 30 min total
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Holy fuck it's real. deeznutztactical.com/
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its real, and I have personally tested their product and can attest to its super safetyness and its fully-semi-autoness
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You’ve got to be shitting me. She went to school for cooking. Sell everything.
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BREAKING: Jensen Huang's daughter, Madison Huang, emerges as the leading candidate to become Nvidia's next CEO. See all candidates: polymarket.com/r/NVDA
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This is clickbait; Madison Huang is not a leading candidate for the CEO position on Polymarket: t.co/Ijsq636OPo
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I mean I’ve got most of my money in the stock market so I don’t want that lol
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gambling addiction is no joke 😔🤚
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I guess she managed data centers in Singapore that were fronts for China. He’d deliver the chips to her company and she’d deliver them to China. Him banging her means she knew. Just to make sure I don’t accidentally mislead you @grok can you verify everything I said was true?
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I know that nvidia has the most evil mobster business practices. you are getting a quote for your business and you say "im going to get a quote from amd" nvidia would permanently blacklist your company. so ive been hoping for their downfall
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HOLY I just found out the President of majorly defunct Golds Gym just HAPPENS to be the listed owner for a network of 4 newer gyms REALLY close to me... named JUST MOVE!?!?! This could be such an easy sell 👀👀👀
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just move your ass onto the justgains platform 🔥
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The foreign asset he was banging was involved in smuggling chips to China to circumvent US policies. It matters who wins the AI race. Jensen was helping the adversary.
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I am of the belief that the race is pretty much over, but are you saying he was giving her chips for sex or something? or was she just bangin him and sneaking chips into her pocket? I am out of the loop, I just know she was discovered to be a spy
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It’s kinda bad to betray the US!
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he betrayed the US?
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I was bending down and tensed a bit today
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I actually found an insurance plan that will cover the bare minimum for us both they also pay for gym membership which u already get free so idk
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insurance cant afford fixing me mayn
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Dad had a humble background PLUS engineering degrees. She just has a humble background
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are they seriously going to let him go because he did what every single person of any influence frequently does?
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Sorry times is tuff that was the best plan available
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inb4 "due to budget cuts I will have to club you with a brick"
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thinking about quitting the internet entirely
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will miss you jonny
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ill miss you too pluto, see you in a week or two 😢
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Wait until the day you sneeze and fuck yourself up.
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already happened
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you copy and paste gifs i copy gif, download from sketchy site, keep gif forever we aint even playin the same game
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*scrolling through your local mewdex folder in your image gallery*
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I may or may not be building a local backup of your website
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BREAKING: Jensen Huang's second alleged mistress revealed to be Kimberly Powell, Nvidia's vice president of health care.
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"popping the bubble with your dick" should be assigned to you as a valuable IP asset, for perpetuity
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I want 5 cents every time somebody even thinks it
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