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Arts & Culture | Literary Artist: Multimedia, Hybrid, CNF, Fiction, Spoken Word | Author: I Did Not Come For Peace; Problems, Always! | Oh! Maria Creatives

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Joined January 2020
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Cheers to my 20th lit mag pub. live on Listen Journal! 🥰💃🏻 Miracles On Miracles is a personal essay about christmas in my childhood. I hope it makes you nostalgic & thinking of the children of this generation who are forced to live differently. Merry Christmas in advance🎄
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i really wish people weren’t so ashamed of having accents it is so beyond beautiful to carry your home in your voice be proud of who you are your voice holds so much more than you think don’t lower it for the comfort of others
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another say make i help ne deploy his site and connect dns i tell am 100k, e say 30k i don collect am sha bring all jobs
I tell pesin 800k, dem price am to 300k for a gig It's an insult to me. but I go collect am sha.
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how do you get 3 halves from 1 ? guess you’re part of the ones bad at doing basic maths.
half of twitter is horny, half is depressed, and the other half is bad at doing basic math
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“Combat-modified tricycle”. As in war keke. As in keke napep to take into the forest to navigate the forest terrain to fight against terrorism? Again, I ask, as in WAR KEKE????????????
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You can tell when someone has never been challenged intellectually. Every disagreement feels like disrespect to them. msm
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Financial freedom. Imagine waking up with no debts, no stress, and no debit orders waiting to humble you. 🕊
Sex is sweet, but what’s sweeter?
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i could probably generate electricity with how deeply i feel everything.
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is elon paying you all to tweet about copying and pasting gifs
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God will punish you! Your phone charger will spoil. Your screen will break. Your generator rope will cut. Your solar panel will catch fire. You go join Neolife. For tweeting this, you shall regret and come back here to apologize!
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the meanest thing you can do to yourself is pretend you don't want the things you want
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Another cheat code is to elevate the mundane and make good habits accessible. Buy a pretty water bottle with a straw, a self squeezing mop, a robe and some cleansing cuffs, nice sheets, etc. Make the most basic things enjoyable.
one cheat code to adulting is always having something to look forward to, no matter how big or small. it makes the everyday stuff a little easier.
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Whenever this dog hears this particular Seyi Vibez song, it wakes up from sleep and starts singing along.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣WAIT FOR IT!!!
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twitter mutuals are so funny because i'll know about your breakup, your exams and your family drama but wouldn't recognize you at a grocery store.
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Most people don't know this but the primary function of the pinky toe is to make sure all your furniture is situated correctly in its designated spot.
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I can wait. I have always found that time is a much better storyteller than I am.
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I do hope its absolutely nothing. Not even the reincarnation shit. I just need it to be over
Death could be an escape from reality but we don't know what's on the other side.
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Replying to @OhMariaCopy
please refer me to jobs
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3 ijalo for your boxers, them never born you well.
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Removing Tinubu and APC is like Nigeria gaining another independence.
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I was laid off by stripe today, if you know any company hiring a senior software engineer that loves living in Nigeria. I was in charge of making sure nigerians can’t create account .
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