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so deeply deeply funny to watch the dems immediately squander every bit of goodwill they earned from the clearest electoral mandate since Reagan
GenXGirl (@GenXGirl1994) profile pictureGenXGirl
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This little liar got caught. Rep. Jonathan Jackson (D) @rep_jackson claimed he was stuck in a traffic jam so he couldn’t vote to impeach Pete Hegseth. But TMZ saw him on the steps of the Capitol 10 mins before the vote.
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at a certain point the base has to stop telling themselves the fairy tale of 'well they have to be moderate to be electable'. what votes that they didn't earn last week would they earn with this sort of behavior
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the american educational system doesn't produce people smart enough to become spies
macy (@macyagilliam) profile picturemacy
@macyagilliamNov 11
does america have any honeypots in china? like are we playing offense at all?
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ní haonais@nihaonaisNov 11
Saying "big dog don't holler" to myself when I'm stressed
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@candaceReading1Nov 9
Botched idioms and malapropisms pt 2
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Django Gold@djangoNov 11
Subway’s mistake was not leaning into the Fogle thing - “where pedophiles eat,” etc. - total missed opportunity
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deeply broken person moment: believing that I'm somehow listening to music 'wrong'
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important to note that I'm not doing this to visibly impress anyone, it's more 'what if i crash my car and the EMT sees that I'm listening to this and doesn't give me CPR because he correctly assumes I only have a surface level understanding of the genre'
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basically i am doing this in my head every time i interact with any art ever
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(ice-t on law and order voice) it's called friendslop. it's like gmod but you have to pay eight dollars for it
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this is a global tragedy
Supper Mario Broth (@MarioBrothBlog) profile pictureSupper Mario Broth@MarioBrothBlogNov 8
I am scared I will soon not be able to see Mario again. However, I promise that until that day arrives, I will always be here, posting Mario facts. Thank you all so much for your support through the years.
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quality of the game aside naming your King's Field successor 'Queen's Domain' is an extremely funny move. naming my stardew valley clone Moonwet Canyon
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worst part of mad men was when they decided everyone should have powers. i don't think it was super important to peggy's character that she be able to shoot beams of light from her hands
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not good enough. make it unreasonable.
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@CoinvoNov 7
Nintendo President: "We don't plan to raise prices for the Switch 2 because we have enough memory chips." "Prices will stay put so people can afford it and play."
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the 'big bird was supposed to be on Challenger' urban legend is fun to think about but the actual reality of the Teacher in Space program is already extremely funny
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my dad's most vivid memory of elementary school is being herded into the auditorium so they could watch the space shuttle get blown up
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you could probably draw a pretty convincing line from 'hundreds of thousands of school children watch the Challenger disaster live' to 'most Americans have a medieval peasant understanding of science'
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洛兰@justacoverbandNov 6
Ningbo
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can you push this back to like the 15th or 16th? the slay the spire 2 update comes out the 12th and i want some time with it before I die in nuclear hellfire
The Hormuz Letter (@HormuzLetter) profile pictureThe Hormuz Letter
@HormuzLetterNov 6
BREAKING: Iraq has activated nuclear emergency response plans and border radiation monitoring systems along its border with Iran ahead of possible US strikes on Iranian nuclear sites, per Shafaq, citing a statement from Iraq's nuclear regulator. It comes as Iraq has restricted its airspace for expected combat operations from November 7 to 11.
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Shasti@sh44stiNov 6
(americans) VOTE! (everyone) ok (translated japanese tweet) To think that a cute, modest girl at a handjob parlor would shower me with kisses... For a middle-aged, single man like me, isn’t this too erotic…?!
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